Easy Lover

[Nobb Holder]

Remember Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Phil Bailey?

I never liked Genesis and the bald bloke.

Heard Easy Lover for the first time in decades a couple of weeks ago and can't get it out of my head! I love it!!

You have to sing it with a clenched fist drawn into your stomach, David Hasselhoff style, with real gusto. It's truly awful but I cannot for the life of me get it out of my head!

'She's an easy lover,
she put a hold on you believe it
like no other
before you know it you'll be on your knees'

 

[Marc]

awful you say?

I love this track its very good, and I liked Genesis with Phil....bloody good live when I saw them at the Brighton Centre years ago

 

[Gritt23]

The title of the thread threw me, I thought you'd started seeing my mate Easy10.

 

[Trigger]

Really like the song myself

 

[daveyboybhafc]

like the song, like phil collins, like genesis.

 

[Curious Orange]

Does anyone remember Chris Morris' version on The Day Today - Uzi Lover!!!

 

[BrightonBird]

He has written some good songs, but they sound terrible, when redone by Mariah Carey and Westlife!

 

[Curious Orange]

Uzi Lover
By Fur-Q (i.e. Chris Morris) From Today's The Day on BBC2


C*nt!
B*tch!
C*nt b*tch motherf*cker!
Uzi lover…
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… Bitch.

Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
Magazine like a big testicle gland
Bitch wanna try it
I said ‘Keep her quiet’,
‘Shove it up her motherf*ckin’ ass and fry it.’

She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… B*tch.

C*nt!
B*tch!
C*nt bitch motherf*cker!
Uzi lover…

She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… B*tch.

Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
Magazine like a big testicle gland
Uh! I did the b*tch in
As she lay twitchin’
I knew that
She’s a…

Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… B*tch.

She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… B*tch.

Uzi lover, Uzi lover, Uzi lover, Uzi lover.
Uzi lover, Uzi lover, Uzi lover, Uzi lover.

****!
Bitch!
**** bitch motherf*cker!

He was grateful I shot his pain full
Motherf*ckin’ pig was an…

Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… B*tch.

She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi lover.
She’s an Uzi lover,
Uzi… B*tch.

C*nt f*ckin’ b*tch whore b*tch C*nt f*ckin’ b*tch C*nt b*tch whore **** motherf*cker.
Uh-huh-huh-huh,
Uh-huh-huh-huh.
C*nt f*ckin’ b*tch whore b*tch C*nt f*ckin’ b*tch C*nt b*tch whore C*nt motherf*cker.
Uh-huh-huh-huh,
Uh-huh-huh-huh,
Uh-huh-huh-huh,
Uh-huh-huh-huh,
Uh-huh-huh-huh,
Uh-huh-huh-huh.

Uzi lover.

B*tch.

C*nt.

 

[fatbadger]

much, much better than the insipid original!!

 

[Gritt23]

What a lovely ballard Curious Orange.

 

[Curious Orange]

For those younger members of the board I should explain that Today's The Day was a satirical comedy on BBC2 in the early 90's which was the brainchild of Chris Morris, who later went on to do Brass Eye and Jamm.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Funniest man alive.

 

[Wozza]

For those younger members of the board I should explain that Today's The Day was a satirical comedy on BBC2 in the early 90's which was the brainchild of Chris Morris, who later went on to do Brass Eye and Jamm.

No it wasn't you twat.

Today's The Day was a shite quiz programme based on the news shown at around 5.30pm on BBC2.

The Day Today, however, was the greatest comedy series of the '90s bar none.

 

[Curious Orange]

Cheers Wozza, you are of course correct - if slightly rude!!!

 

[JEM]

Phil Collins is and was interminably dull.

The thought of Nigel Mansell singing is enlightening by comparison.

Monotone drum beat, monotone voice. I'm glad he's going deaf. Not a moment too soon IMHO.