dwayne's farewell song
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alan partridge
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i voted no too, but cut the fg style, joke only you get, dwayne. and buy a better camera.
Italiaseagull
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I've also voted no. Even considering the amount of shit he comes out with, he does write the odd good post, and is entitled to his oppinions, you should stop acting like a tard though dwayne.
If you don't like it put him on ignore, it 's what it's there for.
If you don't like it put him on ignore, it 's what it's there for.
NMH
Banned
It was *sniff* very deeply moving *hanky* ever so nice, and I feel for the author *blows nose* as much as I feel for the editor, dwayne *fart* .
Very melodramatic duh, you will be remembered for all of.....er.........what was this thread about again ? ........ oh yes, if Leon is playing on the wing these days.....er......... right!....now when you get to Gary Glitter's pad, tell him to write you some more poignant lyrics for you just in case you ever get a chance to paste some on here again.
Very melodramatic duh, you will be remembered for all of.....er.........what was this thread about again ? ........ oh yes, if Leon is playing on the wing these days.....er......... right!....now when you get to Gary Glitter's pad, tell him to write you some more poignant lyrics for you just in case you ever get a chance to paste some on here again.
REDLAND
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MrV said:
I got to the second and pissed myself laughing !!
oh dear
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
Didn't bother reading the first post, but I have to say the arse-licking and general humbleness shown by Thomas since is quite sickening. Have some pride, man. Admit you're a twat and that you deserve any punishment. Any more of your pathetic grovelling and I'll yak up my bacon rolls.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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JJ McClure
Go Jags
MrV said:
nope me neither, and there's no "don't care" option on the poll.
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
well I voted yes. I nearly didn't vote as I don't get involved with dwayned threads, but it was simply for his lack of respect, dislike, hatred even, for women. I mean the laydeeez.
BrightonBird
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I voted yes as he is an idiot and this board is not meant to insult people. It is a board for Albion fans, not small men with "short syndrome" who only insult women and safeway.
Shizuoka Dolphin
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MrV said:
No.
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
Cheers, B, knew you loved me really! 
(That's B as in BIANCA, not BARRY.)
(That's B as in BIANCA, not BARRY.)
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BrightonBird
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Shut it Steven.
I bet Dwayne is really getting off on this thread. sad git.
I bet Dwayne is really getting off on this thread. sad git.
Ex Shelton Seagull
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Reading the lyrics of that charming little ditty, I couldn't help but be reminded of the following bit of Chris Morris genius.
TEUPORT: American rapping now, and this American rapper Fur Q is in trouble over his new song, 'Uzi Lover'. During the stage version of the song in the live show, he killed five people on the stage during the stage show, live, as it's performed.
[Cut to scenes from the Fur Q video as Fur stomps around a derelict lot littered with chalk outlines of bodies. Every now and then he fires off a few rounds.]
FUR Q: "Cop! Bitch! Cop bitch motherfucker!"
CHORUS (to the tune of Phil Collins' 'Easy Lover'): "Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover."
[Cut to Fur Q being interviewed in a hotel room. He sounds rather vacant.]
FUR Q: I set them on fire, with petroleum, and then after about half a minute, uh, I put a gun in each one's face and pulled the trigger.
[Cut to Rolling Stone reporter Derrin Zikks, looking pretentious with a silly beard and moustache and a pompous accent]
ZIKKS: The whole controversy is prepostourus, his chorus is obviously ironic.
[Back to the video]
FUR Q: "Uzi like a metal dick in my hand/magazine like a big testicle gland/bitch wanna try it/I said 'keep her quiet'/shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it."
[The hotel room again]
FUR Q: You've got to kill people to have respect for people. Um, uh...
[The video]
FUR Q: "Uh-huh! I did the bitch in/as she lay twitchin'/I knew that she's an Uzi lover."
[The hotel]
FUR Q: You've got to kill some people, anyway, you can't kill everybody... uh, 'cause you wouldn't have anybody left to respect if you did.
[The video]
FUR Q: "He was grateful I shot his pain full/motherfuckin' pig was an Uzi lover."
TEUPORT: When he goes to England later this month, one of the people Fur Q will be doing the killing to is Radio 1 disk jockey Mark Goodier.
[Shot of Goodier in his studio, giving us a thumbs-up.]
[The video]
FUR Q: "Cop fuckin' bitch whore bitch cop fuckin' bitch cop bitch whore cop motherfucker. Uh-huh-huh-huh." (I might have missed a few obscenities there.)
[Goodier cheerily spins a platter.]
FUR Q: "Bitch."
TEUPORT: American rapping now, and this American rapper Fur Q is in trouble over his new song, 'Uzi Lover'. During the stage version of the song in the live show, he killed five people on the stage during the stage show, live, as it's performed.
[Cut to scenes from the Fur Q video as Fur stomps around a derelict lot littered with chalk outlines of bodies. Every now and then he fires off a few rounds.]
FUR Q: "Cop! Bitch! Cop bitch motherfucker!"
CHORUS (to the tune of Phil Collins' 'Easy Lover'): "Uzi lover, she's an Uzi lover."
[Cut to Fur Q being interviewed in a hotel room. He sounds rather vacant.]
FUR Q: I set them on fire, with petroleum, and then after about half a minute, uh, I put a gun in each one's face and pulled the trigger.
[Cut to Rolling Stone reporter Derrin Zikks, looking pretentious with a silly beard and moustache and a pompous accent]
ZIKKS: The whole controversy is prepostourus, his chorus is obviously ironic.
[Back to the video]
FUR Q: "Uzi like a metal dick in my hand/magazine like a big testicle gland/bitch wanna try it/I said 'keep her quiet'/shove it up her motherfuckin' ass and fry it."
[The hotel room again]
FUR Q: You've got to kill people to have respect for people. Um, uh...
[The video]
FUR Q: "Uh-huh! I did the bitch in/as she lay twitchin'/I knew that she's an Uzi lover."
[The hotel]
FUR Q: You've got to kill some people, anyway, you can't kill everybody... uh, 'cause you wouldn't have anybody left to respect if you did.
[The video]
FUR Q: "He was grateful I shot his pain full/motherfuckin' pig was an Uzi lover."
TEUPORT: When he goes to England later this month, one of the people Fur Q will be doing the killing to is Radio 1 disk jockey Mark Goodier.
[Shot of Goodier in his studio, giving us a thumbs-up.]
[The video]
FUR Q: "Cop fuckin' bitch whore bitch cop fuckin' bitch cop bitch whore cop motherfucker. Uh-huh-huh-huh." (I might have missed a few obscenities there.)
[Goodier cheerily spins a platter.]
FUR Q: "Bitch."
Raphael Meade
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BrightonBird said:
maybe she wasnt talking about your height?
REDLAND
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dwayne said:
Less than average is nothing to be proud of !!!