When u left the train fatboy that blonde jailbait Jennifer came over and sat with me for a bit (u know the one gullible tried to chat up.......ok that doesn't narrow it down alot), and then proceeded to stare at me (quite scarily) on the underground. I swear she was "anybodys". I seriously reckon that if I had asked to the toilet she would have come. It would have been a nice birthday present, but the prison time may not have been worth it.

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