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Dwayne paid for sex?
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Windmill
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Dwayne, u must definitely come to the get together - you are the worth the admission on your own.
Trouble is, even if Safeway confessed to kiddie fiddling with Gary Glitter and Jonathan King, we would not believe it out of the mouth of Dwayne given his track record
Shizuoka Dolphin
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I've been busy this evening - did I miss anything?
Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
dwayne said:I didn't pay for it....[/B]
She probably gave dwayne 15 quid to f*** off.
Albion Rob
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I have read this thread with great amusement and have decided to put it in the style of a news story:
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Internet down-and-out Dwayne today desperately tried to deny his shameful night of cheap sex and fake drugs.
The 22-year-old ginger is alleged to have bought a gram of 'cocaine' from a notorious London dealer before sticking it to a prossie.
And in a desperate attempt to cover his tracks, the 'musclebound' fatty launched a verbal volley at everyone else on NSC.
Accusations of Dwayne's antics following the Peternorough game came to light yesterday amid a series of bitchy threads on the number one BHA messageboard.
In an earlier mssage Dwayne said: "We were a bit naughty, but then again £15 is a good price."
While many NSCers assumed his whoring shame had come early in the evening a few eagle eyed punters guessed he had spent the time snorting talcum powder.
As wild accusations of getting as much sex as Mick Hucknall and being black and ginger flew back and forth, Safeway Seagull stuck the boot in on the board's favourite liar.
He pointed out that Bozza had posted a PM from Dwayne claiming he had paid for sex with one of the usual tramps you see working the streets in our great capital.
As tensions rose and tens of unsuspecting surfers logged in, Dwayne hit back at Safeway, threatening to reveal all the secrets that Safeway hasn't already revealed about his much publicised bum fun and slutty ex-girlfriend.
At the time of going to press, Dwayne was still simmering, unable to masturbate because of the anger he feels towards almost everyone on NSC.
It is expected that later today Dwayne will challenge Safeway to a fight at the NSC meet up, but he is not expected to turn up because he is sweeping Kylie's chimney.
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Internet down-and-out Dwayne today desperately tried to deny his shameful night of cheap sex and fake drugs.
The 22-year-old ginger is alleged to have bought a gram of 'cocaine' from a notorious London dealer before sticking it to a prossie.
And in a desperate attempt to cover his tracks, the 'musclebound' fatty launched a verbal volley at everyone else on NSC.
Accusations of Dwayne's antics following the Peternorough game came to light yesterday amid a series of bitchy threads on the number one BHA messageboard.
In an earlier mssage Dwayne said: "We were a bit naughty, but then again £15 is a good price."
While many NSCers assumed his whoring shame had come early in the evening a few eagle eyed punters guessed he had spent the time snorting talcum powder.
As wild accusations of getting as much sex as Mick Hucknall and being black and ginger flew back and forth, Safeway Seagull stuck the boot in on the board's favourite liar.
He pointed out that Bozza had posted a PM from Dwayne claiming he had paid for sex with one of the usual tramps you see working the streets in our great capital.
As tensions rose and tens of unsuspecting surfers logged in, Dwayne hit back at Safeway, threatening to reveal all the secrets that Safeway hasn't already revealed about his much publicised bum fun and slutty ex-girlfriend.
At the time of going to press, Dwayne was still simmering, unable to masturbate because of the anger he feels towards almost everyone on NSC.
It is expected that later today Dwayne will challenge Safeway to a fight at the NSC meet up, but he is not expected to turn up because he is sweeping Kylie's chimney.
ends
Rowley Birkin Q.C (Deceased)
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Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
Ditto 
Gritt23
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Sorry, is sleeping whores a bad thing then?
Shizuoka Dolphin
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£15? She must have been in her mid seventies with one leg to only charge that.
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