Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
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No, you're right. That's exactly how they get their info, by cunningly disguising themselves and asking straight out on the Albion's most popular messageboard![]()
I think there were definitely a couple of coppers sat around the computer coming up with with this thread this morning...
plod 1 - lets call the username 'nick' ha ha
plod 2 - what about 'nicking-bhafc'?
plod 1 - no too obvious, 'nickisbhafc' will work, no one will guess
plods boss - what the feck are you two doing?
plod 2 - working out where the weeds are drinking boss
plods boss - good work, why don't you do a poll?
plod 1 - great idea boss, do you get this sort of stealth from your time undercover?
plods boss - no, and I only slept with her once....
plod 1 & 2 - ....eh?
plods boss - nevermind, get on with it.
sometime later
plod 1 - crap, we've been rumbled!
plod 2 - phone Edna, she'll smooth it over...
the end.