Downblouse - flashing your cleavage

[Gritt23]

This is all very simple. You just say:

"Look love, you want to show them, I want to look at them. So lets stop mincing around the issue. Go on, push them together while I get my phonecam ready".

Surely honesty is always the best policy. She'll respect you more for it in the long run.

You're ABSOLUTELY right. Honestly is the best policy.

What about if she asks why I've got one hand under the desk?

 

[Easy 10]

You're ABSOLUTELY right. Honestly is the best policy.

What about if she asks why I've got one hand under the desk?

You tell her that you are masturbating furiously.

HONESTY - see ?

 

[Gritt23]

Also, my phone makes a camera-like "click-click" noise when it takes a photo, which I quite like. So I would have to switch that off first.

Christ, she's need to be writing a blooming essay by the time I'm ready.

"No, Laura, hang on, just a bit longer, no, no, keep writing, that's perfect. [finally lifts the phone up and points at her cleavage]. There we go, you can stand up straight now."

The Lovely Laura has today handed in her notice! She's split up with her boyfriend and has decided that she is missing home too much, and will return to her beloved Chesterfield.

I am inconsolable, I see absolutely no reason to remain in this job now.

:thud:

 

[Tooting Gull]

The Lovely Laura has today handed in her notice! She's split up with her boyfriend and has decided that she is missing home too much, and will return to her beloved Chesterfield.

I am inconsolable, I see absolutely no reason to remain in this job now.

:thud:

His spire obviously wasn't crooked enough...

 

[The Large One]

You've got nothing to lose with the camera malarky then, have you? At least, take a picture in the pub during her leaving do.

Then we can judge. You owe it to NSC.

 

[dougdeep]

No worse than ladies eyeing up my bum all of the time, (well most of them are ladies)

 

[Gritt23]

You've got nothing to lose with the camera malarky then, have you? At least, take a picture in the pub during her leaving do.

Then we can judge. You owe it to NSC.

IF she has a leaving do. This place has a pretty miserable record on things like that, we don't even get a Xmas do, not even a lunch.

But rest assured, IF, there is any vague opportunity to wave my camera in her direction, then, as you say, NOTHING to lose now.