Domestic Issue - Socks

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

They happened last week leading to Dave and Spielberg flouncing. Only I can't remember what it was about.....

 

[Juan Albion]

They happened last week leading to Dave and Spielberg flouncing. Only I can't remember what it was about.....

Didn't see that coming - not a bit. Honestly, it took me quite by surprise.

 

[dizzy_girl]

I want to live in a climate where I don't need socks.

Apart from the ongoing problem of holes in socks - does anyone darn socks any more ? - you buy multiple pairs of the same colour to bypass the problem of not finding matching socks only to find they change colour overtime depending on the number of washes and what they are washed with.

If I were a rich man - I would only wear socks once. Mind you if I were a rich man I probably would live somewhere warmer.

Thank-you for your time.

You could always go for 'socks by post' -

"Customers are able to choose from a variety of socks and subscriptions, to receive new hole free socks throughout the year.

Socks.uk.com are able to manage their customers online, printing weekly orders to despatch."

 

[Shegull]

Back to socks......what I want to know is why an even number of socks go into our washing machine, but an odd number come out. Where do they go? Do they hide? Do they get sucked up the water disposal pipe? Does an evil fairy live in the washing machine and eat them? I want to know.

Did you never hear of sock town. Its the place where socks retire to. One sock goes on ahead and finds somewhere to live and then eventually the other sock follows on and they live the rest of their lives in peace and harmony away from smelly feet. True I kid you not.

 

[Stat Brother]

Who was the Hollywood mogul/producer, who only wore black 501's, but thought they 'lost' something on the 2nd day.
So had a new pair every day.