Does anyone know how to fold a cow?

[Goodfella]

Ask the residents of Cowfold !

I'll give them a bell.

 

[tedebear]

I'd suggest its like deflating a paddling pool or air mattress. Whilst kneeling on the floor ask the cow to lie down on its side. Then place your two knees on its middle, which should help expell all the air out each end, continue to fold it over and kneel on it a few times until its folded into a small plastic packet sized shape.

 

[Goodfella]

That is enough of the cow puns, can't take any more, time to hide!

someone will steak you out

 

[Nappy thrower]

I'd suggest its like deflating a paddling pool or air mattress. Whilst kneeling on the floor ask the cow to lie down on its side. Then place your two knees on its middle, which should help expell all the air out each end, continue to fold it over and kneel on it a few times until its folded into a small plastic packet sized shape.

You give me the horn

 

[Goodfella]

I'd suggest its like deflating a paddling pool or air mattress. Whilst kneeling on the floor ask the cow to lie down on its side. Then place your two knees on its middle, which should help expell all the air out each end, continue to fold it over and kneel on it a few times until its folded into a small plastic packet sized shape.

ok dont milk it

 

[Goodfella]

You give me the horn

what a load of bull.

 

[southwickseagull]

When somebody knows, please tell. I'd love to fold my ex

 

[tedebear]

You give me the horn

Goodness I didn't expect anyone to get that moo-ved by my method...

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Goodness I didn't expect anyone to get that moo-ved by my method...

Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I moo
About you're plans to make me blue (cheese)
With some other guy that you knew before.
Between the two of us guys
You know I love you more.
It took me by surprise I must say,
When I found out yesterday.
Don't you know that...

(Chorus)
I heard it through the bovine
Not much longer would you be mine.
Oh I heard it through the bovine,
Oh and I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

You give me the horn

Thats GRAZY talk...

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

No but I met someone who could Uck a Field.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

You guys better not grass me up

 

[KneeOn]

What ever you do, don't have tear your calf!

You'd wanna tear your hair out beef-ore stew-ing over that one.

 

[pasty]

No but I met someone who could Uck a Field.

TNBA

TTF

I've herd it's easier to Cuck a Field.

 

[Spider]

What ever you do, don't have tear your calf!

You'd wanna tear your hair out beef-ore stew-ing over that one.

And be careful of those bulls, if you see one of them coming for you the only thing to do is run hell for LEATHER.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

I've herd it's easier to Cuck a Field.

Need a bloody large Aga! I will aks the Aga Khan if he knows where I can get one. Because if anyone knows how to get an Aga the Aga Khan.

TNBA

TTF