do yuo use jonnys when havin it of

[stan miguell]

ello all. Not been on hear in a long time. had a spot of bohter with the spanish old bill. small matter of me avin to keep the old nogin down for a few mnoths. still not all bad as the missus has been livin with her sister back in engladn dureing all that.

to make things werse this saucy plump spanish doris called jaunita gave me a does of the clap. it got me and the lads in the bar talkin about weathwer blokes shuld use jonnys when dippin there wick in a tart. im a bit old school and dont like whereing the buggers. to be onest ive got fingers like bleedin goalkeeper gloves so cant ever put em on. jaunita werent complayning tho. cheeky cows got a fanny like a ripped coalmans jacket so only charnce of fillin er muff is wiv me hands.

 

[Gazwag]

have you been drinking

 

[supaseagull]

Ernest is back!!!

 

[The Large One]

Stan, you dirty old bastard - you're back.

I thought you'd croaked.

 

[Brighton till i die]

cheeky cows got a fanny like a ripped coalmans jacket so only charnce of fillin er muff is wiv me hands.

spoken like a true poet!

 

[Seagull73]

I just hope he hasn't posted that in the hope of getting some advice about what to do....

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Yes I do.

 

[maffew]

 

[SUUUUUUUPER Kev The Ape]

We missed you

 

[Scoffers]