[Help] Do you get the shits?

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Not me lately, now I have finally nipped the gluten (wheat/beer) in the bud as well as the lactose (milk products).

Down to one a day, now, as opposed to the 5 before leaving for work, and 3 on the train to London (working toilets permitting ).

Take note. I was blighted for 20 years. It happens to the best of us. Our internals change as we get older. You don't have to put up with this.

 

[BBassic]

Strangely I've cut down on much the same you have because I was having the exact opposite problem with my digestive system.

Interesting how the same things can affect people in different ways.

 

[Weststander]

Welcome to Dadsnet health section.

Your lactose free advice definitely helped, taking away 'urgency'. Thank you.

But I'm more regular than you, due to a changed wall structure from the 100% successful 2019 op. Apparently due to natural chemicals, the endoscopist explained, but in one ear to a non-scientists.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Welcome to Dadsnet health section.

Your lactose free advice definitely helped, taking away 'urgency'. Thank you.

But I'm more regular than you, due to a changed wall structure from the 100% successful 2019 op. Apparently due to natural chemicals, the endoscopist explained, but in one ear to a non-scientists.

I was meaning to ask you how it all is. But I don't like to ask, just in case. I am delighted for you.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Not me lately, now I have finally nipped the gluten (wheat/beer) in the bud as well as the lactose (milk products).

Down to one a day, now, as opposed to the 5 before leaving for work, and 3 on the train to London (working toilets permitting ).

Take note. I was blighted for 20 years. It happens to the best of us. Our internals change as we get older. You don't have to put up with this.

Could it be linked to this?

[Food] - Football ground food

Football fan reveals grim 'undercooked' loaded bacon chips he bought https://mol.im/a/11709695 via https://dailym.ai/android Im not happy with the Amex lack of healthy and veggie/ vegan food, but at least I think we can all agree the standard exceeds the awful 'food' at some clubs.

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[Weststander]

I was meaning to ask you how it all is. But I don't like to ask, just in case. I am delighted for you.

All good thanks. Next check in 5 years.

Was a whisker away from cells going to next stage, being cancerous. So lucky.

Glad your situation's settled down.

 

[Titanic]

Should this be merged with the Football Ground Food thread?

 

[atfc village]

Diabetic ,metformin plays havoc with the bowels . oh for a solid poop now and again . Apologies .

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

You’ll have to pry dairy from my cold, dead, mucky arse.

 

[Springal]

Just about getting back to normal after gallbladder removal , but pretty sure gluten / beer is bit of an issue but to scared to properly have it checked

 

[Icy Gull]

I thought this thread was going to be about when Sanchez rolls the ball under his feet inviting the opposition on. One of the guys I go with definitley gets the shit’s every time he does it!

 

[SeagullinExile]

My ponies are like a slippery babies arm at the moment..long may it continue.

 

[Jack Straw]

Whilst working, I used to produce about five portions of oxtail soup before I left my house. A few more portions would follow, up until late morning.
I retired nearly seven years ago. I've not changed my diet whatsoever, but since day one, it's one, sometimes two Lion Bars in the morning, and that's it.
Stress was the cause.

 

[Stato]

Well they're alright, but I don't reckon I'd want them as many times a day as you suggest H.

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Just about getting back to normal after gallbladder removal , but pretty sure gluten / beer is bit of an issue but to scared to properly have it checked

Easy to cut it out and see what happens. Try it. What's to lose? But you'd be surprised what is tainted with either gluten or lactose.

Most breakfast cereal. I am on dried fruit and nuts now.
That includes porridge (including Genesis-P-, the weirdo)
Bread
Pies
Many flavours of crisps.
Beer (cider and wine are fine, thankfully)
Butter (margarine is fine)
Sausages (!) (I get gluten free from Macknade in Faversham)
Gravy! (gluten free is widely available)
Processed shit - chicken twizzlers, breaded fish, frozen bollocks, etc.

but NOT:

Rice
Spuds
Meat. Any actual bits of unadulterated (non-processed, non-breaded) animal, bird, mollusk or crustacean
Fish
Banana
Gin
Whisky (TFFT)
Apples
Celery
Greenery (spinach, brocolli)
Beetroot (yum)
Olives
Other veg (how dull)

Mmmmm....interesting, innit?

Good luck!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Not me lately, now I have finally nipped the gluten (wheat/beer) in the bud as well as the lactose (milk products).

Down to one a day, now, as opposed to the 5 before leaving for work, and 3 on the train to London (working toilets permitting ).

Take note. I was blighted for 20 years. It happens to the best of us. Our internals change as we get older. You don't have to put up with this.

Travelling by train and not knowing if the ‘facilities’ were going to be working or not must have not helped the erm..situation

Going to lactose free milk a few years back has been a big help…discovering Lidl sold it at nearly half the price of Tescos also helped!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Travelling by train and not knowing if the ‘facilities’ were going to be working or not must have not helped the erm..situation

Going to lactose free milk a few years back has been a big help…discovering Lidl sold it at nearly half the price of Tescos also helped!

Couldn't go to work some days....trains with no working lavvy. Twats.

Lidl is brilliant. I have a fridge in the shed stacked with lactose free milk.

And, er, cider.

Well.....come ON!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Not me lately, now I have finally nipped the gluten (wheat/beer) in the bud as well as the lactose (milk products).

Down to one a day, now, as opposed to the 5 before leaving for work, and 3 on the train to Lon (working toilets permitting ).

Take note. I was blighted for 20 years. It happens to the best of us. Our internals change as we get older. You don't have to put up with this.

It's great that you can put this out there Mike, l

Not me lately, now I have finally nipped the gluten (wheat/beer) in the bud as well as the lactose (milk products).

Down to one a day, now, as opposed to the 5 before leaving for work, and 3 on the train to London (working toilets permitting ).

Take note. I was blighted for 20 years. It happens to the best of us. Our internals change as we get older. You don't have to put up with this.

It's great that you can put this out there Mike, well done to you.
I know peoples bowel habits change over a lifetime.
As you know full well, even for me, when I sneeze, I have to make sure all doors are closed.

Have you lost weight in the process and put it back on

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Have you lost weight in the process and put it back on

I weigh myself every day (well....that's the Asperger's, the need to catalogue... )

My weight has been dependent on how much I scoff and quaff for the last 3 years. The issue is the frequency and velocity and consistency of the product. Out, rather than in.

Hope your undercarriage is doing you proud