Do i bow down to my girlfriends wishes and......

[HampshireSeagulls]

I tend to find a cricket bat to the womb works wonders as well - less chances of people seeing the marks and the dont have to make up some crap about her falling down the stairs.

Shite way of doing it. Wet sock down the throat for about 20 seconds works wonders. Just enough for them to think that you could let them choke, but short enough for them to be grateful when you pull it out. No marks at all, point made.

Unless of course your missus is Jodie Marsh, in which case putting a wet sock in her throat would be no problem for her, and I would tend towards the cricket bat to the face option. People still wouldn't notice the marks.

 

[tedebear]

who wears clothes to bed?

 

[Marshy]

No F*cking way would i do that, not even if Catherine Zeta Jones asked me on her kness naked and begged.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Shite way of doing it. Wet sock down the throat for about 20 seconds works wonders. Just enough for them to think that you could let them choke, but short enough for them to be grateful when you pull it out. No marks at all, point made.

Unless of course your missus is Jodie Marsh, in which case putting a wet sock in her throat would be no problem for her, and I would tend towards the cricket bat to the face option. People still wouldn't notice the marks.

I like your style, how wet does it have to be? would it work better with urine?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I like your style, how wet does it have to be? would it work better with urine?

No. You have to save the urine for the sandbags.....

Soak the sock, wring it out gently, just enough fluid still in there to drip down the back of the throat. Gives a gagging/drowning sensation at the same time.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Ill think ill give that a try and get back to you

 

[linda_gull]

Never in a million years. Your a man, put your foot down. At the same time, make her wear your Brighton shirt, for even suggesting such a thing. The bloody cheek.

My ex, who is a Leeds fan wore my Brighton shirt which was nice to see. The most attractive I ever saw him.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Never in a million years. Your a man, put your foot down. At the same time, make her wear your Brighton shirt, for even suggesting such a thing. The bloody cheek.

My ex, who is a Leeds fan wore my Brighton shirt which was nice to see. The most attractive I ever saw him.

Think i may go down this line of thought................a lot of the others are too SICK ......... I think she may be on the turn...............from POMPEY to BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

wear a POMPEY shirt in bed.................well only one thing worse............could be a Palace Shirt!!

Well would you?....................

Well ... it'll give you something to wipe your knob on.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

 

[Conkers]

Re: Re: Do i bow down to my girlfriends wishes and......

Well ... it'll give you something to wipe your knob on.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Re: Re: Do i bow down to my girlfriends wishes and......

Well ... it'll give you something to wipe your knob on.

no it's not worthy of that............wipe my marmite starfish....yes..........Like the two clubs mentioned........Palace and Portsmouth........full of sh#t

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ill think ill give that a try and get back to you

Well dont think of trying it on me - we're not together anymore.

 

[robbied69]

Never in a million years. Your a man, put your foot down. At the same time, make her wear your Brighton shirt, for even suggesting such a thing. The bloody cheek.

My ex, who is a Leeds fan wore my Brighton shirt which was nice to see. The most attractive I ever saw him.

Lol, my ex was a Brighton fan who wore my Leeds shirt.

But fair point above, would never wear another teams footy shirt. Its just not cricket.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Lol, my ex was a Brighton fan who wore my Leeds shirt.

But fair point above, would never wear another teams footy shirt. Its just not cricket.

Leeds you must be kidding me




Thats better!

 

[trueblue]

Do it. But make sure you wear a rubber "Harry Redknapp" head at the same time.

You probably won't have the same problem in future.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Re: Re: Re: Do i bow down to my girlfriends wishes and......

no it's not worthy of that............wipe my marmite starfish....yes..........Like the two clubs mentioned........Palace and Portsmouth........full of sh#t

I have a mate that did that too a Bristol City union jack, while on holiday in Ibiza.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Do i bow down to my girlfriends wishes and......

I have a mate that did that too a Bristol City union jack, while on holiday in Ibiza.

The things people do in their youth eh! Moulders

was it sexual or was he just having a bubble?


Moi?