I've just died a little inside.
I've just died a little inside.
It is grim, but then all the dozens of "fan" flags around the middle tier at the Emirates are quite clearly mass produced by the club too. Kazakhstan Gooners, Arsenal Limerick, Bavarian Gunners, Arsenal South Africa and Mongolia and Beijing and Lagos and Chile and Las Vegas and West Sussex (!)....no way are any of those genuine fan banners.
At least we only have the one slightly lame one at the back of the North.
How very dare you.
The one with the little doggy scoring the goal is the only highlight at some of the shithouse home games this season.
No need to be heightest, that fella is of average height for his breed. I feel offended and only hard cash compensation will suddenly relief me of my trauma.
People laughed when I said 15 years ago that crowds would eventually be CGI-ed in...think of the money they could save by not having stadiums that instead could be pixels sponsored by fans. I tell you it’s coming, greed has no boundaries in this sport!