did you do anything bad at a christmas party

[dexter]

i drank 3 pints of stella , 2 or so bottles of merlot and copious amounts of port ,
i then apparantly snogged my wifes retired boss (an overweight hefalump of a 70 yr old widow) and was trying to grope her arse whilst trying to get her to come home with me and the wife for a threesome and explaining how i had a thing for anal sex with older woman , bullshit i told my wife , until she showed me some video taken on her phone,
i blame it on the port

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Can't go there......not even on here.

 

[dexter]

i have a horrid feeling in the pit of my stomach that this christmas will be shit

 

[brighton_girl87]

I know someone who ended up getting so drunk at his work do last week he had to go home in an Ambulance! It doesn't help that he is on a year long Graduate Scheme, only started in September and really has to make a good impression if he wants to be kept on after the year!

 

[Motogull]

Got boxed in in a corner for an xmas meal. Busting for a slash, but nobody would let me out, mainly women. Had to fill a glass under the table before they'd let me go to the bog with a glass to empty. They were great fun and had a proper laugh about it. Come to think of it, it was the following day I had my undedected turtle's head incident.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Not even a little hint? We won't tell anyone.

Can't go there......not even on here.

 

[Seagulls4life]

Can't go there......not even on here.

Tell us. NOW!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

tell us. Now!

..............ps this reply will self destruct in 15 seconds!!!!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Tell us. NOW!

Sorry if u missed it......

 

[Seagulls4life]

Sorry if u missed it......

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

.....self destructing in 5

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i drank 3 pints of stella , 2 or so bottles of merlot and copious amounts of port ,
i then apparantly snogged my wifes retired boss (an overweight hefalump of a 70 yr old widow) and was trying to grope her arse whilst trying to get her to come home with me and the wife for a threesome and explaining how i had a thing for anal sex with older woman , bullshit i told my wife , until she showed me some video taken on her phone,
i blame it on the port

legend

 

[Seagulls4life]

.....self destructing in 5

5 seconds?! now that's not enough time!

 

[dexter]

legend

is not really how i feel right now , i did however wake up with a semi lob on to the idea of having anal with a 70 yr old moose , it soon dissapated though

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

5 seconds?! now that's not enough time!

oh well,others have far more intresting stories than getting off with office collegues