After paying £22 for no atmosphere and little entertainment how come so few people joined in the ARS campaign to boo Fruity?
Lardy Jocko buffoon Magoo (now officially known on the BBC as Magoo OUT) brought him on with 7 minutes to go.
I was DISGUSTED when, after the first time he received the ball he did not waltz past three Leicester defenders and put a screamer into the far corner. Consequently we were gave him a chorus of boos every time he went within ten yards of a ball (technically this is about as accurate a pass as Kerry Mayo made all game) and sang all three verses of "C'est Plain pour moi" by 70's French Punk outfit Plastique Bertrand at him to make him feel at home at the final whistle
At times it seemed that only Ernest and I were the ones verbally abusing Fruity for not being the combination of Michel Platini, Thierry Henri and Zinedan Zidane that we had been promised by Potless Knight when we signed him on a free transfer from French third division misfits FC Whiffy.
On Saturday Ernest and I will launch a PINCER MOVEMENT on the dugout and tie up Magoo with gaffer tape before putting him in a large envelope and sending him back to Jockoland (second class, we have a limited budget after all). We can then install Jimmy Case as manager again and return to the GLORY DAYS of the Goldstone.
You have been warned
Lardy Jocko buffoon Magoo (now officially known on the BBC as Magoo OUT) brought him on with 7 minutes to go.
I was DISGUSTED when, after the first time he received the ball he did not waltz past three Leicester defenders and put a screamer into the far corner. Consequently we were gave him a chorus of boos every time he went within ten yards of a ball (technically this is about as accurate a pass as Kerry Mayo made all game) and sang all three verses of "C'est Plain pour moi" by 70's French Punk outfit Plastique Bertrand at him to make him feel at home at the final whistle
At times it seemed that only Ernest and I were the ones verbally abusing Fruity for not being the combination of Michel Platini, Thierry Henri and Zinedan Zidane that we had been promised by Potless Knight when we signed him on a free transfer from French third division misfits FC Whiffy.
On Saturday Ernest and I will launch a PINCER MOVEMENT on the dugout and tie up Magoo with gaffer tape before putting him in a large envelope and sending him back to Jockoland (second class, we have a limited budget after all). We can then install Jimmy Case as manager again and return to the GLORY DAYS of the Goldstone.
You have been warned
Oops
Its sad how people find this funny, same thing every week.
