[Film] Describe your favourite film in one sentence

[Digweed's Perm]

Man has sex with old women, ends up in jail.

 

[Weststander]

Shy schoolboy has crush on sporty peer, but ends up on a date with the real cutie.

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

Insurance clerk climbs the corporate ladder while waiting outside his abode

I absolutely love this film !!!!

 

[Weststander]

Tortuous wartime trip across a desert, ends with someone getting the lagers in.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Large passenger vessel leaves UK port, and sinks in Atlantic.

 

[Palacefinder General]

Half the Trainspotting gang crash down in Mogadishu

 

[Is it PotG?]

Estranged, expelled lassie shacks up with 7 mining, midget misfits for evening fun times.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Young man meets 79 year holocaust survivor, romance and comedy ensues until she commits suicide on her 80th birthday.

 

[Whitechapel]

Four young men decide to become terrorists but are incredibly incompitent, whilst a Policeman shoots a bear as a wookie.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Extra-terrestrial phones home

 

[Stat Brother]

A masked avenger finds himself in one too many life and death situations before he can save the city he loves.

 

[Pevenseagull]

London gangster is unsuccessful in dealings with Mafia and IRA.

 

[AK74]

Mysterious yet enigmatic man overdoses in his new abode, resulting in an unseemly squabble amongst friends over a surprisingly large amount of money.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Vain Phil Collins fan murders a number of people for no reason .

 

[AK74]

George Orwell, were he still alive, would doubtless be shocked at this ultra alternative adaption of his eponymous allegorical novella from 1945.

 

[Weststander]

Albion supporter causes department store mayhem, whilst foiling robbers and falling in love.

 

[Dr. No]

No.

 

[The Clamp]

Man worries family my playing with his dinner and entering into a note-off with some out of towners.

 

[The Clamp]

Little ******** have a late supper before trashing small town.

 

[Geoffbn2]

mild mannered man finally flips out about neighbours dog crapping on his lawn