Yeah it's true, I'm a hits junky. But I only do it coz so many people send me nice emails.... and I'm obsessed.
Or, apart from Drunk in Thailand:
excellent 5-a-side goalkeeper (tis true, if pro football was 5-a-side I wouldn't be an overpaid consultant, as it is that broken ankle with a plate and 8 pins sustained playing for Worthing United ruined my childhood dreams - not that I was ever good enough at 11-a-side)
I suppose after that I should add:
arrogant goalkeeping git