Derren Brown or David Blaine - which is the bigger tw*t ?

[Rougvie]

One of 'em's trying to starve himself to death and the other wants to blow his own head off.

Should we let them go ahead ?

Ridicule them or Just ignore them ?

Hmmmm thay both have the same initials. Anyone ever seen them both in the same room !!!

 

[Bwian]

I think we should amalgamate the two ideas and put Madjetski in a plastic box and encourage him to blown his head off just before Coppout signs his contract.

 

[REDLAND]

Blaine, I though the brown show last night was pretty good !!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

David Blaine's next trick: making his head disappear up his own arse.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Derren Brown provided more excitement in 5 minutes last night than Blaine has in how many days he's been in that boz for now.

 

[JJ McClure]

Put Brown into the box with Blaine. Last man standing wins. The gun can be optional.

 

[SK1NT]

derren brown is wicked! he was on worthing peir doing mind tricks! hes good!

 

[Jesus]

I fear for Dean Blackwell

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

Prefer this chap... he's a bit more British in his approach ;o)

'Britain's David Blaine' staging beans sit-in

Updated 05 October 2003, 14.46


A man who says he is the UK's alternative to David Blaine has come up with a crazy way to celebrate our traditional breakfast.

Mark McGowan is so fed up with people knocking the great British fry-up that he's going to sit in a tub of baked beans for 12 days.

Blaine in his box

He's also going to wrap a string of sausages around his head, and stuff two chips up his nose.

It's the latest in a series of crazy stunts by Mark.

Last month, he used his nose to roll a monkey nut on a seven-mile journey to the Prime Minister's London home in a protest against student debt.

Shop window

Mark will start his sit-in on 14 November.

He will spend eight hours a day in the tub, in a shop window in south London.

He's doing it because his Italian friend turned his nose up at English food.

"We don't support our culture enough, so I thought I'd turn myself into a full English breakfast.

"Sitting in a plastic box is nothing compared to what I'll be doing," he said in a swipe at David Blaine's bid to spend six weeks without food, suspended above London's Tower Bridge.