[Football] Derby County and Wayne Rooney.

[amexer]

Not his fault if a girl creeps into his room when he is asleep and takes her clothes off !

 

[Sid in the Sharknado]

Not his fault if a girl creeps into his room when he is asleep and takes her clothes off !

I had the same trouble about two nights ago. I come in about half past 11 at night, we'd been having a couple of drinks. I come in, I get into bed feeling quite sleepy. I was just about to drop off when suddenly "tap tap tap" at the window pane. I looked out, it was bloody Greta Garbo. Stark naked apart from a see through short nightie. She was hanging onto the window sill. I shouted "get out of it!" She wouldn't go, I had to poke her off the window with a broomstick.

 

[Weststander]

It would be sad if this is the case as he has 4 young sons who doubtless idolise him and his achievements as a player. One minute I see him on the telly at Wembley with his family and then the next time I hear about him he's hammered in a budget hotel in Manchester with women he's met in a nightclub taking photos of him in the early hours of the morning.

For no reason other than his kids' sake, I hope he genuinely sees this latest episode as a wake up call to sort a few things out.

(Growing up).

 

[Official Old Man]

Rooney not at match today, ill.
Derby have stated it is not covid...................................nor is he at an interview for the Newcastle job.
Was that second bit a joke?