Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Not that I want to be the harbringer of doom or anything, but I can't believe how many dead seagulls I have seen today. Drove along the seafront into Brighton from Portslade this morning and saw two in the road, all blood and feathers. Turned up at the traffic lights to the Churchill Square car park and there was another one all twisted and squashed. Saw another one in Shoreham in the road, and just walking back from Fishersgate train station this evening, there was another one flat on its back on the grass verge, beak turned to the sky, frozen in rigor mortis in a final defiant squawk.
Either they've all contracted some kind of disease, or there's a vindictive joker with an air rifle...
Either they've all contracted some kind of disease, or there's a vindictive joker with an air rifle...