Daylight robbery special delivery

[Franks Wild Years]

Hello ? Did someone call my name ? Has anyone seen that lovely Mrs Wozza lately ? Such a lovely lady although I hear she's got acute angina.

 

[desprateseagull]

what happens if the letter does NOT arrice (on time, or at all? I thought it was g'teed by 9.30 am..)

is there standardised compo? or dependant on the value of the contents? if just a letter, then not much..

 

[Frutos]

what happens if the letter does NOT arrice (on time, or at all? I thought it was g'teed by 9.30 am..)

is there standardised compo? or dependant on the value of the contents? if just a letter, then not much..

How dare you try to drag this thread back towards it's original topic.

 

[desprateseagull]

its hard work..

 

[Wozza]

.. at our age, yes. More tea?

 

[Man of Harveys]

#I'M HALF CRAZY ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU#

 

[Gazwag]

Its all done by size now isnt it not the weight, try folding it in half or if you posted it last week then you wouldn't need special delivery as it would already be there

 

[Easy 10]

oooh, and have you seen the price of marrowfat these days ? I remember when I used to pay tuppence h'penny for a scrag of mutton from the butchers, and I'd STILL have enough left over to buy a pound of dripping to rub on my old cunny. Eee, those were the days. Then my Albert used to take me to see the latest George Formby down the old Picturedome, do you remember ? Oooh, 'is 'ands were everywhere. I'd say "stop it Albert" and e'd say "just one more finger love, I'm nearly there", and I'd say "go on then yer dirty bugger, but don't touch the popcorn after".

Cococnut snowball anyone ?