I know they werent ever that big over here in england, but the former lead singer for Van Halen is probably one of the most OTT/extreme/bizarre characters around, very very very very 80s..lol
but some of the things he's said have been very funny.
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
"Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage"
"Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people do"
"Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie and Michael, or some drums to bash like Alex, so I have to find some friends."
"It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again."
I say to the guys in the band: "You know what Voltaire said?" They think Voltaire is an air conditioning company."
"One of my friends took me to one of these all-you-can-eat salad bars recently. I passed out and it took 3 Snickers bars and a Coke to revive me."
"People ask me, "so what about Van Halen today?" I tell 'em "hey I'm not in it, I don't give a shit." They say "so what about Valerie Bertinelli?" I say, "same answer."
"I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"Do I ever get turned down by women? I never ask."
I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut.
well might make you laugh or might make you think, what a prick.
still, a very interesting if crazy guy. Early Van Halen albums were classics too..
but some of the things he's said have been very funny.
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
"Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage"
"Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people do"
"Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie and Michael, or some drums to bash like Alex, so I have to find some friends."
"It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again."
I say to the guys in the band: "You know what Voltaire said?" They think Voltaire is an air conditioning company."
"One of my friends took me to one of these all-you-can-eat salad bars recently. I passed out and it took 3 Snickers bars and a Coke to revive me."
"People ask me, "so what about Van Halen today?" I tell 'em "hey I'm not in it, I don't give a shit." They say "so what about Valerie Bertinelli?" I say, "same answer."
"I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"Do I ever get turned down by women? I never ask."
I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut.
well might make you laugh or might make you think, what a prick.
still, a very interesting if crazy guy. Early Van Halen albums were classics too..
