JonathanLivingstonSeagull
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Taken from tomorrow's Daily FootballRumours.com (front back page)
'Daily Football Rumours.com can exclusively reveal ex-wales international David James is to sign for Brighton and Hove Albion. Their favourite football-based internet chat place thing 'MSC' was buzzing with the players name all yesterday evening, from which we can exclusively reveal he will be signing along with Michael Owen, Guti, and David James'
- A. Hack
Additional: Current Spain international Vicentelot Ridriguez has not turned up to training on monday quoted and was quoted as saying from his villa in Lisbon 'lol f*** this for a game of soldiers lol i swear if one more thing is written about me stated as fact when it is actually armchair psychology lol i will do my f***ing swede and that lol'
Star Ablion player Greg Bobkin was rumoured to be 'disappointed' with bench-warmer viceteoleotls attitude.
'Daily Football Rumours.com can exclusively reveal ex-wales international David James is to sign for Brighton and Hove Albion. Their favourite football-based internet chat place thing 'MSC' was buzzing with the players name all yesterday evening, from which we can exclusively reveal he will be signing along with Michael Owen, Guti, and David James'
- A. Hack
Additional: Current Spain international Vicentelot Ridriguez has not turned up to training on monday quoted and was quoted as saying from his villa in Lisbon 'lol f*** this for a game of soldiers lol i swear if one more thing is written about me stated as fact when it is actually armchair psychology lol i will do my f***ing swede and that lol'
Star Ablion player Greg Bobkin was rumoured to be 'disappointed' with bench-warmer viceteoleotls attitude.