David Cameron's 10 point plan for power

[ROSM]

Isn't Council Tax sorted by local councils, either County Councils or Unitary Authorities? So, it is nothing to do with central government. QUOTE]

perhaps they could invent a process whereby councils would be penalised if they set the council tax too high........................perhaps we could call it rate capping. oh!

 

[Gwylan]

really to get off the leftist high horse there, with the current threashold at £325k this tax kicks in for alot of ordinary people,

Current estimates are five percent of the population - that leaves 95 percent unaffected; it's a measure aimed at rewarding a wealthy, small minority.



After 7, I think 10 is the most hilarious. Prison is a very, very expensive option, so the combination of more prisoners, more police officers and more prisons is not a cheap one - particularly after he's already looking to cut tax revenues and increase military spending.

For a party a year away from government, it's amazingly wishy-washy

 

[WATFORD zero]

My 10 point plan for power:

1. Free Albion shirt for every man, woman and child in the country.
2. KFC to be National dish.
3. Two day working week on full weeks pay.
4. Compulsory Carribean holiday for the whole UK every year.
5. Levi Roots to be Prime Minister
6. MP's expenses to be limited to 76p per week.
7. Murderers, rapists and child abusers to be castrated and tortured in public.
8. 'Brighton Pier' to be immediately put back to 'The Palace Pier'
9. Archer, Belotti and Stanley to have assets seized and distributed to the poor.
10. Anyone caught saying "the withdean" instead of "withdean" to face £50 fine.

Would you vote for me

Well, it's certainly more realistic

I'm beginning to think Dave has a plan - get a few quid on Labour to win at excellent odds, appoint George Osbourne as Chancellor, come up with ten point plan, get backing of Uncle Spielberg............. It's all coming together

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

For a party a year away from government, it's amazingly wishy-washy

Would you expect anything more from Cocaine Cameron and Sneaky Smug George? One day they might actually discuss policy over their lunches and dinners.....you never know.

Anyways, here's Herr Tubthumpers one point plan for power:

I'm going to sort everything out, once and for all, so there. Vote Tubthumper.

 

[ROSM]

For a party a year away from government, it's amazingly wishy-washy

but it's no longer about convincing the electorate that he has the correct policies or indeed that he has any policies. It is about convincing the electorate that he is different from the current mob - even if different is almost the same.

labour's real issue is that they have won many of the battles they set themself and have no natural folk devils to go after save for making themselves unelectable by going too far back to the left. The conservatives can and should capitalise on this - I mentioned a good few months ago that if cameron could get through to the election without having to say anything, he would.

 

[Simster]

What a shit list.

Suitably wishy washy so that the blue rinse brigade can say "see, we have got policies", despite the lack of evidence. However, for the massive proportion of the electorate who are f***ed off with Labour and realise we are probably going to end up with the Tories simply because they are default opposition, it's a decidely depressing day as it confirms just what a bunch of slimey spastics the Tories really are.

I'm voting Lib Dem, and I don't care that Norman Baker/ David Bellotti are in the party. Better that we are run by a party with some honest, decent policies under a competent leader than have the country governed by the two sets of utter fuckwits that are the Labour & Conservative parties at the moment.

 

[London Calling]

I presume this is a gag Mellatron?

I mean, I could knock up a similar list in 10 minutes.

Launched in the Sun today by the old boy Dave Cameron

 

[London Calling]

Labour has too come up with something sexy, the 10 p tax was a great idea but of course the removal of it was in my opinion their worst (political vote losing) mistake