[News] David Cameron

[pb21]

That's most of the cabinet #jobsfortheboys

True, but its clearly from someone who doesn't much care for Dave; I'm unfortunately thinking Boris Johnson (pig f*cking, Dave and Boris Johnson, ouch my brain hurts) and the phrase 'better the devil you know' keeps cropping up.

 

[Igzilla]

I know its from Ashcroft, but who has been interviewed for the book and who is serialising it and who stands to gain from it? I am not saying that this is a conspiracy to bring down Cameron. I am saying that the Conservative Party is fairly ruthless, has plenty of factions who don't like Cameron and is nervous of repeating the mistakes Labour made when Blair stayed on for too long. They won't want the next four or five years to be dominated by succession talk and as soon as they smell blood on Cameron, they will rip him to shreds. I am saying that this may be the first sign of blood.

Personally, I think Cameron is a dead man walking now. Even if the pig stuff is made up, the jocular British public (the same ones who lied to the opinion pollsters in May) won't let Cameron be in public without a background noise of grunts and squeals. He credibility has been destroyed - mud sticks.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Cameron was stepping down anyway before the election, but this makes it sooner.

He'll probably have to carry the can over disasterous EU negotiations, and be the PM who presided over the subsequent breakup of the UK, but on the plus side his successor starts with a clean slate

 

[Stato]

Osbourne wants the top job.

Surely he could return to it anytime he wanted now that Ronnie James Dio is dead. They're not going to make that Gillan mistake again.

 

[PFJ]

Surely he could return to it anytime he wanted now that Ronnie James Dio is dead. They're not going to make that Gillan mistake again.

I heard he is prepared to move Heaven and Hell..

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I heard he is prepared to move Heaven and Hell..

He could stick his cock down a War Pig?

 

[Robski]

He could stick his cock down a War Pig?

Just the NIB

 

[brakespear]

With Corbyn in the opposite corner, I'd be tempted to recount Denis Healy's famous remark, where he said being attacked by Geoffrey Howe was "like being savaged by a dead sheep".

Although Cameron would probably be tempted to put his cock in its mouth.

And yet, iirc, it was an attack on her in Parliament that led to the end of Margaret Thatcher's tenure at Number 10 (at least publically, lots of back room stuff too I guess).

 

[Diego Napier]

A good article about the utterly undoubted sense of entitlement of the bloated plutocrats that are in charge. And their sense that those 'below' them have no entitlement at all:

http://theleveller.org/2015/09/british-really-laughing/

Excellent link PM, thank you.

 

[sydney]

A good article about the utterly undoubted sense of entitlement of the bloated plutocrats that are in charge. And their sense that those 'below' them have no entitlement at all:

http://theleveller.org/2015/09/british-really-laughing/

excellent piece.....

 

[Mellotron]

A good article about the utterly undoubted sense of entitlement of the bloated plutocrats that are in charge. And their sense that those 'below' them have no entitlement at all:

http://theleveller.org/2015/09/british-really-laughing/

Absolutely superb article. Should be required reading for anyone with any level of interest in UK politics.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Absolutely superb article. Should be required reading for anyone with any level of interest in UK politics.

Excellent, but SO depressing at the same time.

 

[pastafarian]

Whoa Pasta f! In the cold light of day, is this perhaps just a little too much information?

I know that you're one of the more ardent right wing apologists on here but I think it might've been wiser to have left off with your initial limp attempt at deflection. Your second post reflects more effort and yet strikes a curiously sad note; blunt in-ya-face confessional empathy mixed with attempted throw away humour.

Hopefully your revelation will provide you with some form of catharsis although I rather suspect that it was best not shared or at least, only explored behind closed doors with a professional who could help guide you away from your fowl (sic) (sic!) necrophilial predilection.

Anyway, on a lighter note, in best NSC tradition: and possibly, sauce?

i was already dressed for the occasion and seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[Danny-Boy]

So Call Me Dave has shagged a pig and Comrade Corbyn has shagged Diane Abbott - surely is it time for a NSC Poll so the People can decide which is the most egregious?

I thought it was Two Jags with the egs...wotever.

 

[Danny-Boy]

True, but its clearly from someone who doesn't much care for Dave; I'm unfortunately thinking Boris Johnson (pig f*cking, Dave and Boris Johnson, ouch my brain hurts) and the phrase 'better the devil you know' keeps cropping up.

"Jobs for the boys" should be "Hogs for the boys" shurely...

And for the Eagles on the Labour front bench, what would you suggest?

 

[Trufflehound]

And for the Eagles on the Labour front bench, what would you suggest?

Don Henley and Joe Walsh to start, but with Glenn Frey to step in if things go pear-shaped.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Excellent, but SO depressing at the same time.

Agree. Interesting article.

 

[8ace]

[tweet]646367898487889922[/tweet]

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Maybe, conspiracy wise, Cameron started making noises about changing his mind about standing down before the election.

And he's been reminded that that may be 'unwise'

 

[maltaseagull]

'Friends of David Cameron' have called the accusations pretty low rent, they've not denied them though.
So now it's OK for a party leader to lie to Parliament.

Hardly the first time is it? I thought one led us to war on this premise? Isn't that a bit more serious?I mean people died rather than were disgusted ?