David beckham, sign him!

[Andrew]

He will not be joining PSG after all, bring him to the seaside Gus!

 

[Notters]

Forster-Caskey is the new Beckham.

 

[vegster]

Sorry, don't want an old tattooed clothes horse with OCD

 

[Andrew]

He would be beast!

 

[Lady Gull]

Sorry, don't want an old tattooed clothes horse with OCD

I do!!!!

 

[hitony]

I do!!!!

Hmmm methinks your reasons for wanting Mr Beckham are not football related?

 

[Lady Gull]

Hmmm methinks your reasons for wanting Mr Beckham are not football related?

You'd be correct in that assumption!!!

 

[vegster]

Hmmm methinks your reasons for wanting Mr Beckham are not football related?

I'm thinking its not for sparkling conversation over dinner in the manner of Peter Cook, Stephen fry or Peter Ustinov ?

 

[Lady Gull]

I'm thinking its not for sparkling conversation over dinner in the manner of Peter Cook, Stephen fry or Peter Ustinov ?

You'd be correct - in fact I wouldn't want him talk as his voice is winds me up!!!

 

[vegster]

Hang on.... doesn't he Iron ? thats it !

 

[Lady Gull]

I don't want him to do my ironing!!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

He can tidy my cutlery drawer after I've finished with him x

 

[vegster]

Get thee to Ann Summers forthwith and don't mention this again

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Sorry, don't want an old tattooed clothes horse with OCD

No, I don't want his wife coming along with David either

 

[Lady Gull]

Get thee to Ann Summers forthwith and don't mention this again

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