Darts hooligans

[T soprano]

Get your tits out 4 the lads
Who's the wanker in the White
Sit down shut up
Who are ya who are ya
You fat bastard You fat bastard

Just a few songs already been sung after 10 mins of the first session tonight
All day drinking session wouldn't be surprised if it all kicked off one day
Looks a right laugh though I wanna go

 

[Northstandite]

With no Albion stewards trying to eliminate any atmosphere, in sight!

 

[Tooting Gull]

It has to get pretty bad before they start chucking out at the darts.

Has happened though, Premier League in Glasgow and Aberdeen got a bit tasty.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Get your tits out 4 the lads
Who's the wanker in the White
Sit down shut up
Who are ya who are ya
You fat bastard You fat bastard

Just a few songs already been sung after 10 mins of the first session tonight
All day drinking session wouldn't be surprised if it all kicked off one day
Looks a right laugh though I wanna go

Have you left the stage yet??

 

[Durlston]

You wouldn't get this kind of behaviour at snooker. Appreciative crowd who love their sport and respect the players, not behaving like twats after a few pints to shout abuse if they're foreign or easily riled.

 

[El Sid]

You wouldn't get this kind of behaviour at snooker. Appreciative crowd who love their sport and respect the players, not behaving like twats after a few pints to shout abuse if they're foreign or easily riled.

The odd scream of "In the hole!" might liven things up.

 

[Caveman]

This use to make me chuckle.....

Robbie Savage taunted by darts fans - YouTube

 

[T soprano]

Have you left the stage yet??

You calling me fat

 

[Durlston]

The odd scream of "In the hole!" might liven things up.

John Virgo's catchphrase is "WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING!?" very loudly. I'm sure the players must hear it through the crowd's ear pieces when they're listening to the commentary.

 

[T soprano]

You wouldn't get this kind of behaviour at snooker. Appreciative crowd who love their sport and respect the players, not behaving like twats after a few pints to shout abuse if they're foreign or easily riled.

Concentration levels of the players must be immense to put up with all the singing and barracking

 

[seagullondon]

John Virgo's catchphrase is "WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING!?" very loudly. I'm sure the players must hear it through the crowd's ear pieces when they're listening to the commentary.

I do love it when he says that! This was classic!

 

[poidy]

IMO the darts represents the worst elements of society today. Moronic sub working class scum. Big up the bourgeoisie

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I an pub, very drunk with a large group of very drunk mates, two decide to play darts (an rather mental girl and wont say boo to a goose bloke). half way through and rather distracted by us lot the girl throws a dart at the board as the guy is pulling his darts out.

The dart embeds in his skull and he is so drunk he turns round and we notice this rather unsightly extrusion. My mate goes up to him, pulls it out, tells him nothing is wrong and we all carry on drinking. He bled a little.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Get your tits out 4 the lads
Who's the wanker in the White
Sit down shut up
Who are ya who are ya
You fat bastard You fat bastard

Just a few songs already been sung after 10 mins of the first session tonight
All day drinking session wouldn't be surprised if it all kicked off one day
Looks a right laugh though I wanna go

harmless fun , how it should be

 

[T soprano]

IMO the darts represents the worst elements of society today. Moronic sub working class scum. Big up the bourgeoisie

Or just a load of people having a laugh and getting pissed up watching sport
Pretty much what it used to be like watching football in the 80s

 

[HastingsSeagull]

IMO the darts represents the worst elements of society today. Moronic sub working class scum. Big up the bourgeoisie

Have you seen the state of the lady's hats at polo these days

 

[poidy]

Or just a load of people having a laugh and getting pissed up watching sport
Pretty much what it used to be like watching football in the 80s

Did you say 'sport'??

 

[The Wookiee]

I an pub, very drunk with a large group of very drunk mates, two decide to play darts (an rather mental girl and wont say boo to a goose bloke). half way through and rather distracted by us lot the girl throws a dart at the board as the guy is pulling his darts out.

The dart embeds in his skull and he is so drunk he turns round and we notice this rather unsightly extrusion. My mate goes up to him, pulls it out, tells him nothing is wrong and we all carry on drinking. He bled a little.

Bloody hell, what pub was that in ?? Sounds a great place !!

 

[T soprano]

harmless fun , how it should be

I thought you'd turn up with hooligan in the thread title

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i thought you'd turn up with hooligan in the thread title

not at all, good to see people enjoying themselves in a relaxed and good humoured fashion