Daily Striker thread

[Kinky Gerbil]

5 days left

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

John Hartson's not a target then. Portsmouth tried to nick him from Celtic, told he's going nowhere. Best we focus our attention on Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Obviously not ENGLISH, but Manure will be keen to get rid of him now that he has been involved in a tunnel bustup - they won't like that sort of behaviour at Old Trafturd, what with their high standards of professionalism and standard-setting.

Then again, if he has been involved in a "tunnel bustup" with Robbie Savage, perhaps he should be looking at joining the LibDems - they seem to be quite keen to embrace people who get hot and sweaty in other men's tunnels at the moment.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Kinky, drop the Auchswitz ... not big and not clever

 

[Woodchip]

Och, we're all doomed.

Everyone, run for the hills.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Kinky, drop the Auchswitz ... not big and not clever

Its not me....

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Its not me....

What do you mean ......

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I cant change my name one of the mods is doing it.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

I cant change my name one of the mods is doing it.

OK, I'll PM them ....

 

[Uncle Buck]

I cant change my name one of the mods is doing it.

What next? Kinkychamber?

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Maybe its Tresor Kandol from Dagenham that we'are after?

He has just come back from Darlington as his £50k move has collapsed and they need to sell him because theyve already committed the funds to clearing some of their debts.

Apparently he is big and a target man, so maybe thats who McGhee wanted to watch?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Tresor Kandol makes Trolley look like Alan Shearer! I've seen him play. Do not go there!!!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Kinky, drop the Auchswitz ... not big and not clever

it's the name of a town

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

No it isn't. the VILLAGE is called Oswiecim.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Oh. You learn summink new every day.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Liek how to give a good blow job, o you have not learnt that yet.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Liek how to give a good blow job, o you have not learnt that yet.

You never made me multiple orgasm