DAFT Bints

[albiongirl]

Danny Seagulls mate should be a DAFT BINT too!!!!!

 

[BrightonBird]

I don,t think we would want to get near your sack!!

I think we should wax him all over so he ends up looking like one of those cats without hair. We'll put a chain around his kneck and call him gimp!

Maybe I went too far!

 

[BrightonBird]

Sorry, I meant neck! Doh!

 

[albiongirl]

sounds good to me maybe he could be our slave!!

 

[BrightonBird]

Oh yes. That would be great. I'd get him to be my bag carrier when I went out shopping.

Any other ideas?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

tea maker!!!

 

[tedebear]

You know I've always been dissapointed at half time when I head down for my snacks and tea and by the time I get there the queue is 3 miles long - would sure be super to have someone get my food for me at half time - then I could take a leisurely stroll to the portakabin to have a relaxed wee

 

[BrightonBird]

I haven't laughed so much in my life today with this thread.

Hope you hve a nice wee Tedebear whilst he gets your burger, but remember to wash your hands after.

 

[tedebear]

why of course I shall remember - a blast of icy water does miracles for ones skin tone although I could do with some help drying them - maybe theres another task

 

[BrightonBird]

You will also need carrying from your seat to the (outside) of the toilets.

Then once you've washed your hands, he'll dry them, then carry you vback to your seat. He'll give you your burger and drink (and if you smoke he'll light up a cigarette and stick it in your mouth).

Trigger - is this ok?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not you Yorkie....

I just had a few old blokes telling me I should must feel guilty for wearing the Butters £5 shirt. Probably the same old blokes who sit there every week shouting "sort it out Micky/Taylor/Hinshelwood/ Coppell" and "you're shit, Watson".

 

[REDLAND]

Not you Yorkie....

I just had a few old blokes telling me I should must feel guilty for wearing the Butters £5 shirt. Probably the same old blokes who sit there every week shouting "sort it out Micky/Taylor/Hinshelwood/ Coppell" and "you're shit, Watson".

FG you mean

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You're shit [insert name here] in FG's case....

 

[Trigger]

You girls aren't worthy enough to have me join...

But i'll join anyway

 

[Yorkie]

You girls aren't worthy enough to have me join...

But i'll join anyway

You just want hugs off all the DAFT Bints