DAFT Bints

[Brovion]

From memory leg-waxing was also a criteria. Up for that Trigger?

 

[Trigger]

Sorry Trigger - us Bints need a meeting to decide if you can join, and if so, to arrange the "tests" you need partake

Fine, i'll stay home and cook myself a nice stir fry using all my charm and intelligence whilst looking sexy all at the same time!

 

[BrightonBird]

Wear an apron and hold a glass of red wine. Then you have to give a sexy smile

 

[Yorkie]

Steady on you lot!

I am supposed to be answering the phone in a professional manner here, not cracking out laughing in hysterics

 

[Trigger]

Who's going to wax my legs then?

 

[BrightonBird]

who said legs?

I was thinking more of a hollywood!

 

[Trigger]

Ohhh, i say...

Steady on Ms Feltz!

 

[tedebear]

waxing for men??

commonly known as back crack and sack wax

 

[albiongirl]

Don,t worry we will enjoy the screams

 

[BrightonBird]

Tedebear!

 

[Trigger]

I'm having second thoughts...

Can i join without this waxing?

 

[albiongirl]

NO!!!!!!

 

[BrightonBird]

Come on albion girl, lets not be too hard. We'll give him electrolosis!

 

[superwife]

I'm so happy to be a daft bint

 

[BrightonBird]

yeah Superwife! At the match on saturday?

 

[Trigger]

I'll let u wax my chest but not my legs... depending on the mood maybe the sack, hows that?

 

[Braders]

Welcome superwife to the best and longest living clique

coughonlywhenjpffoldedcough

 

[albiongirl]

I don,t think we would want to get near your sack!!

 

[Trigger]

chest it is then?

 

[tedebear]

Tedebear!

oops - sorry