DAFT Bints Calendar!!!! (You heard it here first)

[NMH]

Are these bints mares or meeces ?
What is wrong, in this day and age of the 21st Century, with a Penthouse style calender, with full-monty cutting-the-toe-nails bums-up-mother-brown phot-y-o-tos ?

Get it done girls, or I want to see you all in my office if it's not on my desk by Friday .

 

[tedebear]

Blimey!
Overheard in the Preston Brewery Tap this very lunchtime, Yorkie and Lush planning to unleash a DAFT Bints Calendar on an unsuspecting world.

Apparently they hope to have it in the Club shop in time for Christmas.

You Go Girls!

WHAT? ? ? ?

 

[BrightonBird]

Oh dear. 1st time I've read this. Don't know about you other girlies, but I certainly won't be joining in. Don't want to make everyone ill if they see me!

 

[Seagullible]

A pair of goalkeeping gloves?

being the nsc keeper I'm more than happy to wear my gloves to cover your bits like Janet Jackson did for that album!

 

[Adams score 0]

Hey,after 20 pints,you might be worth a hand shandy over.

 

[BrightonBird]

Hey,after 20 pints,you might be worth a hand shandy over.

Need a paper bag though

 

[Marshy]

mmmm the BAG in the buff....tremendous scenes...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

How about using a brighton fan to cover you up with? I dont mind helping out...

 

[Wozza]

Hmmm... could be a very big money spinner for the club.

I mean, I'd pay a significant amount of money to ensure that I never, ever saw that calendar.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Are any of you Daft Bints actually Fit?

 

[BrightonBird]

I'm a minger, but at the moment, I'm a minger with a tan.

 

[tedebear]

Are any of you Daft Bints actually Fit?

of course we are - I can run for miles and miles and miles.....squash once a week... etc. etc.

is that what you meant??

 

[Everest]

You can always have FG covering your left breast. Then there'll be a couple of right tits.

 

[Dandyman]

I'm a minger, but at the moment, I'm a minger with a tan.

A tan always helps !

 

[Seagullible]

You can always have FG covering your left breast. Then there'll be a couple of right tits.

 

[Lush]

Are any of you Daft Bints actually Fit?

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

babes one and all ........................


and humour as well. Plus you can have a conversation about the Albion.

You lot should be so lucky.

 

[rool]

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

and normally kicks in after 6 pints

 

[Wozza]

babes one and all ........................

and humour as well. Plus you can have a conversation about the Albion.

You lot should be so lucky.

In my experience, it's quite hard to get across concepts such as humour and specialist football knowledge in a nude calendar.

 

[Lush]

In my experience, it's quite hard to get across concepts such as humour and specialist football knowledge in a nude calendar.

I don't know. What if we call it "Snatch Of The Day"

(Only joking girls!)