Daddy Longlegs

[Withdean Wanderer]

One just landed on my hand as i was typing an e-mail - I almost jumped out of the window.

Why the hell are these damn things appearing in MAY?

I thought they turned up at the end of summer?!

 

[steward 433]

Global warming and the lovely week of weather we are enduring

 

[Deductions]

Crane fly if you please.

 

[clippedgull]

In proportion, Daddys LongLegs are the most poisionous specimens on the planet

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Crane fly if you please.

Pfffffffffffffffft, Southern'ers la la la, Daddy Longlegs

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Oh, and as it's becoming a NSC tradition, might as well start logging this years disposal methods:

1) BASHED to death using Steven Gerrards autobiography, before being thrown out of the window via a sheet of a4 paper.

 

[Deductions]

You can see them little fuckers rise from the ground in the depths of night, spooky.

 

[NMH]

They got MUGGED a few weeks ago, as loads of them hatched the week before it snowed!

 

[steward 433]

Oh, and as it's becoming a NSC tradition, might as well start logging this years disposal methods:

1) BASHED to death using Steven Gerrards autobiography, before being thrown out of the window via a sheet of a4 paper.

Not a bad starting point for the massacre

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

In proportion, Daddys LongLegs are the most poisionous specimens on the planet

unfortunately i think this is an urban myth

 

[withdeanwombat]

One just landed on my hand as i was typing an e-mail - I almost jumped out of the window.

Why the hell are these damn things appearing in MAY?

I thought they turned up at the end of summer?!

Usually September.They must be here on holiday,so blame low cost flights.

If you catch enough can you turn them into bio-diesel?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is this another Magnus Volk thread?

 

[Normal Rob]

unfortunately i think this is an urban myth

I concur - urban myth it is...

 

[tip top]

It could be....

 

[unnameable]

My mum is undergoing a course of hypnotherapy in an effort to conquer her phobia of daddy longlegs.

 

[tip top]

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Oh, and as it's becoming a NSC tradition, might as well start logging this years disposal methods:

1) BASHED to death using Steven Gerrards autobiography, before being thrown out of the window via a sheet of a4 paper.

Minute's Silence on August 9th?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I must be one of only a very few people to have ever been literally KNOCKED OVER by a daddy long-legs. As a child I opened the front door and was hit square between the eyes by one of these abominable creatures, and ended up flat on my back. I hate the floppy-legged flappy seemingly blind buggers.

 

[Man of Harveys]

On that one, if you look closely enough, you can see a man being WANKED off on Dukes Mound in the background.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

On that one, if you look closely enough, you can see a man being WANKED off on Dukes Mound in the background.

Kin 'ell: you've got good eyesight!