Cut myself shaving

[logan89]

In short i cut myself shaving.

But to expand a little, and make it more embarrassing, i had finished shaving and was prating about when i swiped the blade horizontally across my face. Which as i have a 4 blade razor, has left a lovely 4 parallel line cut/graze on my cheek rather close to my eye.

Firstly, how many people have cut themselves shaving, and how badly?

Secondly, what injuries have you got from messing around?

 

[Trufflehound]

But to expand a little, and make it more embarrassing, i had finished shaving and was prating about when i swiped the blade horizontally across my face. Which as i have a 4 blade razor, has left a lovely 4 parallel line cut/graze on my cheek rather close to my eye.

logan89, earlier today:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Broke both bones in my wrist falling down the stairs.

Badly sprained an ankle attempting to leap over a kerb whilst drunk.

But my best one is undoubtedly ending up in the Brighton Eye Hospital with no sight in my left eye after someone threw a Ferrero Rocher at me. The Ambassador was not best pleased.

 

[alan partridge]

Broke both bones in my wrist falling down the stairs.

Badly sprained an ankle attempting to leap over a kerb whilst drunk.

But my best one is undoubtedly ending up in the Brighton Eye Hospital with no sight in my left eye after someone threw a Ferrero Rocher at me. The Ambassador was not best pleased.

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[Trufflehound]

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You can say that again.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I had a cricket seam mark on my fourhead for about a week. I was in the slips and the ball went between my hands and hit me between the eyes. Not great fun being hit in the face by a ball travelling at 70mph plus. Thank god I managed to slow it down slightly.

I hit myself on the shin with a machete. Thankfully it was the blunt part of the blade as the nearest hospital was a 2.5 hour walk away and it would not be quite so easy with one leg. Only cut the skin to the bone and left no damage to my fibula.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Funny we have a shaving thread today - as today I move from the Gillette twin blade disposable - to a Gilletee Fusion Pro-Glide. It is a present. And whilst part of me thinks why the hell do you need more than two blades (why do you need two even?) I think the time has come to blade-ballistic.