[Humour] Curry tonight (joke warning)

[Thunder Bolt]

Blimey - they were quick. No dilly-daaling around there.

They didn't want any argi bhaji.

 

[Frutos]

A curry sounds great to fight this cold weather, why don't we all meet up for one?

Lol hun xxx

 

[Jack Straw]

Knock knock.
"Cumin."

 

[Petee]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

"Cumin."

Cum in who?

 

[pearl]

It's a bit chilli in Green Thai Land (BN1) so I don't fancy going for a tikka out, might have to look into delivindaloo

(oh well, it made me laugh)

 

[essbee1]

It's a bit chilli in Green Thai Land (BN1) so I don't fancy going for a tikka out, might have to look into delivindaloo

(oh well, it made me laugh)

I don't get it. Sorry.

 

[Questions]

Knock knock.
"Cumin."

It’s funny you should say that one Jack because the guy who invented the knock knock joke won the no -bell prize.

 

[Questions]

Have been looking for one that is open after all this snow but there are naan

Strewth you need a chaat with yourself.

 

[clapham_gull]

Shall I put the heating up or just put find a woolly cardamon ?

 

[clapham_gull]

A curry sounds great to fight this cold weather, why don't we all meet up for one?

Raita way ?

 

[Sussexscots]

Met an Indian guy who had tried every single variety of curry I mentioned and always in the most exotic settings. His name was Bindair Dundat.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I wasn't expecting such a cool thread. Ghosh.

 

[METALMICKY]

My fave curry is the little known Chicken Tarka. It's similar to a chicken Tikka but just a little otter!

 

[pearl]

I don't get it. Sorry.

apologies, Bombay snack attack

 

[Tricky Dicky]

They didn't want any argi bhaji.

Given my initials, I always wanted to open a curry house called "The RG bhaji"

 

[Questions]

My fave curry is the little known Chicken Tarka. It's similar to a chicken Tikka but just a little otter!

So it actually has otter in it. What does otter taste like.
I’ve eaten my fare share of Beaver but never otter.

 

[BNthree]

They didn't want any argi bhaji.

Yeah we'll have naan of that, thank you very much.

 

[Perry Milkins]

are you sure it was Indian. I has heard he had rung out for Italian grub so was Due a Piaza?

 

[emphyrian]

A curry sounds great to fight this cold weather, why don't we all meet up for one?

is there anyone to organise it?

 

[Triggaaar]

is there anyone to organise it?

I don't mind organising it hun. xxx