Crystal palace appreciation thread.

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Brighton has two tides a day to wash away any unwanted dross that might think of hanging around, leaving it fragrant and attractive to the rest of the world.

Croydon receives all of the effluent from across South London - and it just sits there stagnating at Smellhurst.....while the world avoids it in case something sticks on its shoe....

 

[Superseagull69]

I know. That was the gag I was doing. But thanks for explaining it x

Well seeing as this is the palace appreciation thread thought I better explain it to the poor buggers. Lol

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[Marc1901]

Filmed in Croydon, what a nice place. This is quite a funny video to be fair.

 

[sydney]

never seen or heard a wigger granny before...priceless.

 

[Palace 'n' proud]

HA HA HA, now that's funny. The clowns are a proper shit-house outfit nowadays!
Are your lots still poaching fans from Gillingham, or can't you afford to fit the tow-bars on your transits for the caravan-convoy anymore.

I reckon it'll be less than half full for the first game there. Appalling.

Meanwhile, Palace are so well supported their average gates are only a few hundred less than third division Charlton.

*thumbs up*

 

[Peever]

I remember getting off at East Croydon station on my way to Brigthon and that was more than enough for me to see. What shithole.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Have you just in from your paper-round or something?

 

[Mackenzie]

palace supporters continue to turn up despite having all those big teams around them, teams like AFC Wimbledon and Crawley. It can't be easy being laughed at everyday in your nasty red and blue shirts.

Palace fans, I salute you

 

[Spicy]

What a depressing, dirty, smelly totally uninspiring place it really is. Full of desperate non ambitious, non aspirational , utter plebs. Who have no direction or purpose in life other than to do their boring 7 hours a day (those that do work) and then go home to watch TV or go on Face book etc and nothing else.

Excuse me, full of yourself hove born and whatever, but I work in Croydon, am a Brighton fan but I am not a desperate, unambitious, utter pleb, who has no direction or purpose in life (blah, blah). Apologise now or face a woman's wrath!

 

[Palace 'n' proud]

Oh that's right, i forgot that all the homeless, piss-stained junkie tramps that adorn the charming streets of Brighton were a actually just croydonites that have got lost.
And perhaps all the spotty pot-noodle-reeking students that spew all over your pavements at the weekend probably add to the character of your hamlet by the sea! Please don't get me wrong, there are parts of your town that are very nice, but there is also a large area that is a right state. Go on and admit it, you probably live in worthing, wanted to be pompey fan but got too scared by the big scary men, so you thought you'd go and sneak in at BHAfc. Gutless!

I remember getting off at East Croydon station on my way to Brigthon and that was more than enough for me to see. What shithole.

 

[bomber130]

And that's what happens when cousins marry!!!!!!!!!

 

[tonymgc]

The Nando's is good apparantly

 

[Mackenzie]

Oh that's right, i forgot that all the homeless, piss-stained junkie tramps that adorn the charming streets of Brighton were a actually my family

Never mind, at least you've turned out well.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Oh that's right, i forgot that all the homeless, piss-stained junkie tramps that adorn the charming streets of Brighton were a actually just croydonites that have got lost.
And perhaps all the spotty pot-noodle-reeking students that spew all over your pavements at the weekend probably add to the character of your hamlet by the sea! Please don't get me wrong, there are parts of your town that are very nice, but there is also a large area that is a right state. Go on and admit it, you probably live in worthing, wanted to be pompey fan but got too scared by the big scary men, so you thought you'd go and sneak in at BHAfc. Gutless!

there's a reason why thousands upon thousands of people visit brighton every year, and no-one in their right mind would ever, EVER visit croydon

oh, and as for students, again, there's a good reason as to why they come here and it sure as hell isn't the cost of living

 

[Palace 'n' proud]

Yeah it's called gay pride mate!!

there's a reason why thousands upon thousands of people visit brighton every year, and no-one in their right mind would ever, EVER visit croydon

oh, and as for students, again, there's a good reason as to why they come here and it sure as hell isn't the cost of living

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Yeah it's called gay pride mate!!

just "pride" actually

 

[kemptown kid]

Yeah it's called gay pride mate!!

Misogyny,homophobia - why not go for the full set and chuck in a spot of racism? You certainly are a fine example of Croydon wit and wisdom.

 

[Falkor]

south london is a f***ing shit hole i should know lived there for a great part of my live sadly, and why do all london clubs use the same shitty chant

 

[bomber130]

Have been to Croydon and it is in real need of alot of money being spent on it but to be honest "You can't polish a turd"

 

[ferring seagull]

Mods

As a humanitarian and caring individual, somewhat aware of the world's problem's and needs,

Can this thread be renamed Crystal Palace Sympathy Thread.

You just got to feel sorry !

Well maybe not !