Tommy Cook reporting
New member
Sadly I must report the demise of my beautiful cat Crumplin (you can tell when I got him from that name) who was run over this morning by some bast@rd outside my home.
I am now expecting the Police round cos I was carrying him in a blood stained towel 50 yards from where that geezer was shot in the head the other day.
I was gonna bury him in my garden but you know what the Police are like around freshly dug soil in back gardens.
Crumplin (latterly known as Gruntle) 1991-2003 RIP
I am now expecting the Police round cos I was carrying him in a blood stained towel 50 yards from where that geezer was shot in the head the other day.
I was gonna bury him in my garden but you know what the Police are like around freshly dug soil in back gardens.
Crumplin (latterly known as Gruntle) 1991-2003 RIP
