croydon joke

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

a croydon couple are leaving the divorce courts
the woman is hysterical, crying all the time
husband turns round and says..
"for fucks sake stop crying....youre still my sister"

 

[severnside gull]

you were right first time.....Croydon is a joke

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

bunch of miserable ****s

 

[philsussex]

LOL!

Like that - gonna txt that and claim it as my joke!

 

[Jordan]

Could have just said "I've got a Joke"

Then just wrote Croydon

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Could have just said "I've got a Joke"

Then just wrote Croydon

good point

well presented

 

[sod1]

a woman goes to the Doctors and asks if she can become pregnant by a man ejaculating in her bottom.

"Of course you can !" replies the Doctor, "where do you think Palace supporters come from."

 

[philsussex]

a woman goes to the Doctors and asks if she can become pregnant by a man ejaculating in her bottom.

"Of course you can !" replies the Doctor, "where do you think Palace supporters come from."

 

[cjwoolven]

brilliant.

 

[Perry Milkins]

bunch of miserable ****s

One day you may be brave enough to sy that to my face!