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TomandJerry

Well-known member
Oct 1, 2013
12,323
Just popped into M&S and they had no cream trousers left ..

Anywhere else in Brighton I can try for them?



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Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,034
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I've just watched of episode of "Friends" where Jen's nipples are visible from the moon. I'm now the proud owner of a pair of creamed trousers.
 




AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,285
Ruislip
Just popped into M&S and they had no cream trousers left ..

Anywhere else in Brighton I can try for them?



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To go with a jacket ???
 
















Live by the sea

Well-known member
Oct 21, 2016
4,718
Love shopping in m and s mainly cos their sizing is so consistent and the quality is good . By contrast I find next sizes vary from season to season and the quality has dropped a lot over the last 10 years . M & S online have massive choice as well plus their customer service is brill .

And no I don’t work there hehe .
 


BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
NSC Patron
Jul 14, 2013
22,216
Newhaven
Time for a MumsNet section on NSC purely for the OP?
And for this one :whistle:

Love shopping in m and s mainly cos their sizing is so consistent and the quality is good . By contrast I find next sizes vary from season to season and the quality has dropped a lot over the last 10 years . M & S online have massive choice as well plus their customer service is brill .

And no I don’t work there hehe .
 


el punal

Well-known member
Aug 29, 2012
12,291
The dull part of the south coast
I've just watched of episode of "Friends" where Jen's nipples are visible from the moon. I'm now the proud owner of a pair of creamed trousers.

To elaborate further :

Double Cream - You are a big boy

Full Thick Double Cream - You’re an even bigger boy

Whipped Cream - Don’t get so worked up

Clotted Cream - You’d better see the doctor

Sour Cream - Your personal hygiene needs to be reviewed

Ice Cream - It usually shrinks, unless you’re an Eskimo

Time for me to chill! :cool: :bigwave:
 






The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
15,287
Worthing
Used to wear cream chinos in the 90’s.

The risk was they always showed up every splash of piss after going to the urinals on a night out.
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,301
Worthing
Used to wear cream chinos in the 90’s.

The risk was they always showed up every splash of piss after going to the urinals on a night out.

Known in certain circles as a Botley
The Meaning of Liff

Botley (n.)
The prominent stain on a man's trouser crotch seen on his return from the lavatory. A botley proper is caused by an accident with the push taps, and should not be confused with any stain caused by insufficient waggling of the willy.
 






Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,034
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!




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