Cramp

[Lander]

is it me or is cramp the most annoying thing that can happen?!?

 

[Marc]

no...getting a bird home and she refuses to give you a blowwy first thing next morning....THATS annoying!

 

[Lander]

no...getting a bird home and she refuses to give you a blowwy first thing next morning....THATS annoying!

Maybe you should try a woman

 

[Marc]

aaahhh touché

 

[Lander]

Just a wee word of advice I thought you might have needed

 

[Bakesy]

is it me or is cramp the most annoying thing that can happen?!?

Change hands more often.....

 

[Lander]

In the leg

 

[brighton2win]

In the leg

it's not that big

 

[Lander]

How do you know

 

[Scotty Mac]

as kevin keegan once said, "in some ways, cramp is worse than a broken leg"

 

[Easy 10]

I only ever get cramp when I'm laying in bed in the morning. It shoots right up my calf and leaves me writhing and twisting in contorted agony. I actually whimper like a small child when it happens. I can't help it.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i remember getting cramp on a coach on a school trip in germany once. we had been going for sometime, and i just woke up and started screaming "f***ing hell" such was the pain. needless to say, this woke up everyone else on the coach, including the teachers who were not too happy

 

[zefarelly]

drink more is the cure . . .avoid dehydration

not sure it'll help those of you who are attempting to wank yourself blind though

 

[Le Premier Cru]

I've heard of various cures including bananas (source of magnesium) and more salt in the diet (Are you reading this, girls?), but the one I favour is quinine.

The best way to administer quinine is Indian tonic water, and we know what that means - gin and tonic, in quantity - cure and anaesthetic combined.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

no...getting a bird home and she refuses to give you a blowwy first thing next morning....THATS annoying!

Try washing the smeg off first - it may help !