Cracker Jokes

[5eagull5]

this is nothing to do with football but its coming up o chrimbo and i want all your cheesy cracker jokes post them here.

 

[brighton2win]

THE ULTIMATE CRACKER JOKE

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of trousers?

Incase he'd get a hole-in-one!

never should a set of crackers be made without that joke

 

[ExmouthExile]

Q: what did one snowman say to the other?
A: can you smell carrots!

 

[5eagull5]

Q.) How do snowmen get around?
A.) On their icicle!!

 

[5eagull5]

the sweet makers m&m stoped losing money when they sacked the quailty control manger that was throughing away all the w&w

 

[Biscuit]

the sweet makers m&m stoped losing money when they sacked the quailty control manger that was throughing away all the w&w

Actually it says MM on the sweat. That would'nt make sence otherwise because you would be able to tell what way up they were by the '&' therefore the quality control manager has a good case for unfair dismissel. Your joke works if its read out but not when it is written down unless you replace the 'm&m, w&w' with 'mm, ww'.

Just a few notes..

 

[5eagull5]

well not only did u find my fireworks but u wee weed all over them didnt you

 

[ExmouthExile]

Did you hear about the clown who was sacked from the circus? He's sueing them for funfair dismissal!

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Or the clown who bought a new car, but took it back to the dealer the next day because the doors wouldn't fall off.

 

[5eagull5]

Or the clown who bought a new car, but took it back to the dealer the next day because the doors wouldn't fall off.

i dont get it?

 

[Scotty Mac]

heard the worst joke i have ever heard out of a cracker the other day - it was so bad i cant even remember her

 

[5eagull5]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.

 

[5eagull5]

What's ET short for?
Because he's only got little legs.

 

[Hiney]

What do you call 2 rows of cabbages?






A Dual Cabbageway


Boom f***ing Boom

 

[Northstander]

:thud:

 

[Safeway]

What do you call 2 rows of cabbages?

The Special Seagulls having their picture taken?

From the Beefeater in Port Talbort this morning:

Q: What happened when the frog parked his car illegally?

A: He got TOAD away.

SHITE.

 

[Titanic]

What did the headteacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child who went on the rampage with a pin ?

"You've let me down, you've let your friends down, you've let your school down but most of all you have let yourself down."

 

[Titanic]

The Special Seagulls having their picture taken?

I know you thinks it's clever - but this is frankly offensive - and totally unnecessary in what is meant to be a good humoured thread.

 

[Hiney]

I know you thinks it's clever - but this is frankly offensive - and totally unnecessary in what is meant to be a good humoured thread.

Oh my gawd - here we go again........................

Just leave it alone will you

 

[Safeway]

I know you thinks it's clever - but this is frankly offensive - and totally unnecessary in what is meant to be a good humoured thread.

That's a bit rich coming from someone who's just told a gag about INFLATABLE PEOPLE and BUILDINGS.