Why has it taken him so long to make a decision about going to the Toilet. Has he been badly advised only to go for a slash when infact he's been dying for a shit for weeks?
Trigger, if I was nearer to a salmon cushion I'd do something unforgiveable with it!!! Here's me, exiled in Luton, leaving meetings to get the latest news on NSC and what do I find? You've dumped this one on us!!!!
...but came out again straight away as he couldn't decide which cubicle to go in, his old familar friendly one or the brand new one that looked good but he wasn't sure if it would give him the same experience. Better hurry up or he'll be in big doo doo...