Contraception

[Halftime Oranges]

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Surely just another attention seeking thread - and all you suckers were caught ....

 

[1066gull]

I don't want my mates to keep MSNing me to say someone like you just cannot me leave me alone with this thread.

You are the attention seeking, not me.

 

[Silent Bob]

If you and your partner have never done it before with anyone, do you need contraception?

Nah, just dip it in vinegar and you'll be fine.

 

[1066gull]

Guys, I am asking you nicely, do not post in this thread anymore.

I done you a favour by leaving, so just do this little thing and don't be sad. Leave this thread alone.

 

[Silent Bob]

Ok.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

My finger slipped (up Audrey's bum)

 

[brighton2win]

maybe if we bully him enough he will leave for good this time

 

[Bad Ash]

I'd recommend starting with the larger, full body condoms for your first time (as seen in Naked Gun). Once you are confident at using these move down to the smaller ones.

 

[bhafc4eva]

 

[Frutos]

Guys, I am asking you nicely, do not post in this thread anymore.

I done you a favour by leaving, so just do this little thing and don't be sad. Leave this thread alone.

Excuse me for adding my 2 pence worth, but how can you say you did people a favour by leaving when you quite obviously are still here to start and then post in this topic?

I have no real idea why you leaving would constitute doing anyone a favour (I haven't been here that long), but if it is the case, then you haven't really done anyone a favour, seeing as you're apparently still here.

 

[Lokki 7]

I done you a favour by leaving, so just do this little thing and don't be sad.

In what way is starting new threads leaving?
The only way to be certain no one posts on your threads is TO NOT START ANY you absolute numpty.

 

[Trufflehound]

My post in Haiku
Am constrained by rigid rules
Your condom will burst

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

twat

 

[Louisjpbacon]

can she ger preggers up the bum?

 

[Rusco]

If you and your partner have never done it before with anyone, do you need contraception?

I've always sworn by putting deep heat on the old fella, it sure works and no sprogs yet

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

can she ger preggers up the bum?

only if your lying on top of her

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Guys, I am asking you nicely, do not post in this thread anymore.

I done you a favour by leaving, so just do this little thing and don't be sad. Leave this thread alone.

Just PM a Mod to ask them to block it.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

By the way, I only said that because the boy needs PROTECTION at times