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bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
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Dubai
Doing that four times with Johnson in five years ? That's put me right of my breakfast :sick:
You just know the reason he keeps getting women pregnant is because for him there’s nothing to sex other than lumbering himself on top, grunting away for a few moments until he has - in his own words - “spaffed”, then rolling off and snoring like a walrus.
 




WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
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You just know the reason he keeps getting women pregnant is because for him there’s nothing to sex other than lumbering himself on top, grunting away for a few moments until he has - in his own words - “spaffed”, then rolling off and snoring like a walrus.
I know it was said about Soames, but

"described his love making as being hit by a large falling wardrobe, with a small key in the lock" :lolol:
 




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