completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Trigger]

Fourteenth Eye is going to miss his train

 

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Paxton Dazo is a member of the oddball religious sect "The Cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Buzzer models himself on Jimmy Saville and has a fetching collection of shell suits

 

[pasty]

Hiney's avatar photograph was taken the split second a giant anteater discovered the small colony of ants he keeps in his back pocket.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Paxton Dazo is a 43 year old virgin.

 

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pasty was raised by wild wolves.


Mmmm, wolf milk...

 

[Arthur]

...forcing Arthur to be spat out.

Happy days!

 

[The Large One]

Twinkle Toes is currently on her fourth resurrection.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Yorkie did not flounce completely, but continues to post, under the new username 'Danny Seagull'.

 

[Questions]

Vegster once spent an hour on a first date explaining that the desalination of the mediterrainean bowl was down to a natural phenomena.

 

[Mendoza]

Scotty Mac IS the Stig

 

[Questions]

Danny Seagull once ejaculated 11ft 3in across his bedroom floor.

 

[The Large One]

bhadeb IS Ermentrude Nolan - the famed missing 'sixth' Nolan Sister.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Mendoza did a lot of child modelling, and is one of the kids in those annoying Anne Geddes 'sunflower' pictures.

 

[Questions]

Hiney once went on a gurning tour of East Anglia.

 

[Jahooli]

Easy Ten has taught his squadron of bats to fly in formation so that they cast giant abusive shadows over the opposing team during Tuesday evening games.

 

[Buzzer]

sj love monkey was the inspiration for the hit tv series magnum

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Mendoza did a lot of child modelling, and is one of the kids in those annoying Anne Geddes 'sunflower' pictures.

and here he is - the middle one.

 

[The Large One]

Uncle Spielberg invented depression - both hormonal AND financial.

 

[Questions]

Hans Kraay FC sometimes 'works late in the office purely so that he may wear his ''special clothes'' when everyone has left.