completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Fourteenth Eye]

Buzzers skin regime involves bathing in mushy peas

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hiney is the last surviving member of the Zordon race, a kind of Turtle-folk who eat turd popsicles.

 

[Nibble]

Hiney has had the theme tune to Black Beauty stuck in his head all week.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Fourteenth Eye is an immigrant forced to flee his home country after the Great Raisan War. Tragically, he lost 3 hairs in this battle.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Danny Seagull is man enough to sneak a picture, of the fit blonde arguslite seller at the station, and post it here.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Nibble is the proud owner of a Rolf Harris cartoon club badge.

He also smells faintly of cabbage.

 

[Jahooli]

Twinkle Toe's toes actually twinkle and were once featured on a The Sky at Night special.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Danny Seagull is man enough to sneak a picture, of the fit blonde arguslite seller at the station, and post it here.

(Never let me forget that, will you!?)

hkfc masquerades as Cuddles the Gorilla at childrens parties. How he passed the CRB checks is anyone's guess.

 

[Trigger]

Danny Seagull was the first person in his year at school to need to wear a bra.

 

[Nibble]

Danny Seagull is actually a very well respected after dinner speaker and co-compiled Pass The Port volume 3.

 

[The Large One]

Franks Wild Years once had Fred West on his massage table.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Trigger has a small patch of parsley growing out of his left buttock. He currently claims free prescriptions and gets into Withdean on a disabled ticket for this minor ailment. Tut.

 

[Trigger]

Danny Seagulls first wank was whilst watching Michaela Strachan on tv with Terry Nutkins.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Trigger once met the Wurzels. The photo he has of him with them takes pride of place on his mantlepiece next to his "I tried my best" rosette he won in the 1988 Special Sports Day.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Dandyman has been known to set fire to his own sperm.

Petroleum Sperm. The ladies must love him.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Triggers nasal hair is platted into the image of Fred Dineage

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Alan Wares used to model Jumpers for C&A in the early 1980's. He was known as the Man at C&A.

 

[The Large One]

Roz was once arrested for gobbing on Mother Theresa.

 

[Trigger]

Uncle Spielberg was on the cover of a Nirvana album.

 

[The Large One]

Alan Wares used to model Jumpers for C&A in the early 1980's. He was known as the Man at C&A.

Is there an NSCer by that name?