completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Trigger]

Beach Hut once made a fortune from Pipex shares.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

El Pres was arrested for fondling a Marks and Spencer mannequin in public.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Barrel of Fun once lived next door to Millie Clode, the SAWT off of Sky Sports News.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

home born and bred can take a joke :thud:

absolutely I CAN take a joke............

 

[Franks Wild Years]

HKFC used to run a fair ground 'guess the weight of the chicken' stall.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Bluejuice was once threatened with an ASBO for having an offensive mullet.

 

[Stoo82]

absolutely I CAN take a joke............

 

[hans kraay fan club]

absolutely I CAN take a joke............

NOW, you're getting the hang of it.

 

[Trigger]

hove born&bred typed that last sentence with his JOHNSON.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Franks Wild Years is married to one of the Nolan sisters.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

TLO wears a bra made of seashells

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Mars Bars is allergic to his own sperm.

 

[Nibble]

Trigger has no less than 7 wives and has fathered over 46 and a half children in his lifetime.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Mendoza was once kidnapped by a pygmy with a sharpened mango

 

[fragglegull]

Franks wild years has a model of a vauxhall viva made of macaroni and twigs held together with hedgehog spit..

 

[Nibble]

Fourteenth Eye was actually a roadie on the Spinal tap Promotional tour and was wholly responsible for the mechanical failure of one of the stage pods.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Franks Wild Years is married to one of the Nolan sisters.

Funnily enough I very nearly was. It was only when she signed for Bolton and asked me to call her Kevin that I wised up.

Anyway,

Chez is the brother of Harold Pinter

 

[fragglegull]

Nibble used be the drummer in AC/DC

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Mendoza has already applied for the phone in host job with SCR.

 

[fragglegull]

i smoke too much erb.........