completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[fragglegull]

Fourteenth eye once beat a man to death using only a smoked kipper

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Frutos rang Marmaduke Hussey and complained a local undertaker was a very naughty boy and rings ITV twice a week but hangs up on answer!!!!

 

[The Large One]

Dandyman has been known to set fire to his own sperm.

 

[Hiney]

Nibble was one a stunt double for Jimmy Somerville

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Stephen Ireland shaved off all his hair, not because he is a border-line psychotic, but in homage to the lead singer of his favourite band '14th Eye'.

 

[desprateseagull]

desprateseagull once delivered pizza to model Jordan.

FACT.

actually it was her mum..

 

[fragglegull]

BAG is allergic to lino

 

[Ernest]

Hove Born & Bred works in a newsagents in Hangleton

 

[hans kraay fan club]

hove born and bred struggles with the concept of harmless threads, not aimed mailiciously at other posters

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Sporting Colours was in fact a front for Columbian weazel smugglers

 

[Stoo82]

don't be ridiculous

home born and bred can take a joke :thud:

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Fragglegull can fit 6 babybells in his foreskin

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

The Large One is allergic to Pickled Onion Monster Munch.

 

[fragglegull]

Uncle Buck was once an extra on Jossies Giants

 

[El Presidente]

Meade's Ball once appeared on Jim'll Fix It asking to go riding on a seahorse.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Seagullible grows feathers under his arms

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Hove Born & Bred works in a newsagents in Hangleton

Ernest used to be Mr Carders 'Granville' and once gave Mabel a banana in the greengrocers before it became a video shop and a toy library

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Mendoza stole the giant flag and sold it to buy sweets.

 

[fragglegull]

Fragglegull can fit 6 babybells in his foreskin

i laughed so hard at that i had a snot tadpole......nice one!!

Best thread for days!!

 

[pasty]

HKFC served alongside Michel Kuipers in the Dutch Marines as a sous chef