completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Nibble]

Uncle Spielberg is in fact my uncle and every year on my Birthday we go to Pizza Hut and he helps me put sprinkles on my ice cream.

 

[Hiney]

Ernest was Dick Knight's Fag when they were both at Public School

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Ernest played the role of Mother Goose in last year's Christmas panto in Worthing.

 

[Trigger]

Buzzer is mentioned in the Bible 34 times.

 

[fragglegull]

Seagullible wrote rick astleys eighties classic "never gonna give you up"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Attila the Stockbroker is still a stockbroker. He has become VERY RICH in the last few weeks.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Hiney is so called because if you join the spots on his arse up they spell "BHA"

 

[Trigger]

Nibble is due in court next Thursday after being caught smuggling cucumbers into a Womans Prison.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

brightonbear is an Albion player

 

[Seagullible]

TLO and Lord Bracknell shared an intimate and unforgettable moment while watching Roz take pictures of Lush for Playboy

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

HKFC is in fact bradleys stunt double in eastenders

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Hove B&B was born in Worthing

don't be ridiculous

 

[Buzzer]

these are the things that NSC does well. Get the Friday feelgood factor!

That's a real fact too

 

[Trigger]

hove born&bred once had a salad.

 

[Nibble]

Buzzer is my Clarinet teacher.

 

[fragglegull]

Lord Bracknell has an irrational fear of goats cheese!

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Buzzers favourite underwear is in fact crocheted from the pubes of grandmothers

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Trigger was a sniper in the Bosnian Army.

BAG is in fact a 45 year old man called Simon.

Kev is really a monkey

Lord B is really Anne Widicombe

I'm married to Roz

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

TMLS has never sworn in his life

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Stephen Ireland shaved off all his hair, not because he is a border-line psychotic, but in homage to the lead singer of his favourite band '14th Eye'.