completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Trigger]

Safeway had a bushy moustache, aged 13.

 

[Buzzer]

Hkfc was an extra in a Bollywood film once


Hiney can't sleep at night unless the radio is on and he is on the left side of the bed

 

[JJ McClure]

Stoo82 is president of the Keith Chegwin fan club.

 

[scooter1]

The Wookie got his name because he actually was an extra in the first Star Wars movie

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Bozza likes using whipped cream as a toast topping.

 

[Seagullible]

Uncle Speilberg was a hells angel

 

[Tubby Mondays]

The Large One is well in with the club and its all employees and is in fact Dick Knight/Martin Perry/someone else depending on how things are going.

 

[Questions]

Hans Kraays Fan Club once auditioned for the part of Violet Elizabeth in Aldrington Amateur Dramatics Societies version of Just William.

 

[JJ McClure]

Toronto Seagull has the entire Billy Ray Cyrus back catalogue.

 

[Trigger]

Lord Bracknell is Dick Knight's nephew.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Hove born and bred has a collection of little pots on his sideboard modelled from his own droppings.

 

[Questions]

Buzzer used to spend all his pocket money on sherbert.

 

[Gazwag]

Hove B&B has a boyfriend call Wayne, his keeps him in the loft and only lets him out when his wife is out doing her charidee work

 

[Trigger]

Hiney was part of a succesful boy band called SIX but due to musical differences he left the group, FIVE later went on to become chart toppers.

 

[pishhead]

Titanic was once arrested for rambling naked on the breckon beacons.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

buzzer is in fact BALD, and has 3 different wigs

 

[Stoo82]

Hove B&B was born in Worthing

 

[El Presidente]

Trigger has a poster of David Bellotti above his bed, and each night he salutes it before saying his prayers.

 

[Ernest]

Beach Hut is secretary of the Sooty fan club

 

[Seagullible]

Tony Meloas Loan Spell had a stint presenting a gameshow in the mid 90's