Coming in a foreign language...

[Pavilionaire]

"Ja, Ja, sehr gut!..Ooh ja, ja, JA...liebschen schnell, SCHNELL! Ich komme, ICH KOMME....OOOOOH JAAAAAA!

 

[Braders]

have your found the dirty german channel after 11 again?

 

[Titanic]

Australian:

Brace yerself Sheila...

grunt...

Get us another stubby love.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Whoops"

...

"Sorry"

 

[FG aka Football Genius.]

"opps wrong end" is apparently English dilect down under (Aussieland)

 

[tedebear]

Australian:

Brace yerself Sheila...

grunt...

Get us another stubby love.

ha ha

 

[Tooting Gull]

Oui, oui, oui, ooh la la, maintenant, plus dur, tu es le meilleur, sacre bleu j'arrive.....

 

[Pavilionaire]

Tooting, you've travelled, do you know the Turkish version?

 

[Titanic]

Je t'aime je t'aime
Oh oui je t'aime!
- Moi non plus.
- Oh mon amour...
- Comme la vague irrésolue
Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Et je
Me re-
Tiens

- Je t'aime je t'aime
- Oh oui je t'aime!
- Moi non plus.
- Oh mon amour...
Tu es la vague, moi l'île nue
Tu vas tu vas et tu viens
Entre mes reins

Tu vas et tu viens
Entre mes reins
Et je
Te re-
joins

Je t'aime je t'aime
Oh oui je t'aime!
- Moi non plus.
- Oh mon amour...
- Comme la vague irrésolue
Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Et je
Me re-
Tiens

Tu vas et tu viens
Entre mes reins
Et je
Te re-
joins

- Je t'aime je t'aime
- Oh oui je t'aime!
- Moi non plus.
- Oh mon amour...
L'amour physique est sans issue

Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je me retiens
- Non! main-
Tenant
Viens!

 

[Tooting Gull]

Ha ha. Ask me Tuesday. Here's the Kiwi, though. 'Great six.'

 

[Titanic]

Indonesian (allegedly )

[more more !] lagi lagi !
[Oh it feel good] oh enak
[slow down] pelan pelan
[deeper] yang dalam
[faster !] sepatkan !

[I'm coming,I'm coming !] aku keluar aku keluar

[what's your name again ?] siapa namanya sekali lagi

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Those Frenchies sure must be fantastic lovers ...........................


Entre tes reins

in the google translator is "between your kidneys".

Respect.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Those Frenchies sure must be fantastic lovers ...........................


Entre tes reins

in the google translator is "between your kidneys".

Respect.

Absolutely. Or 'Yang dalam', as our Indonesian friends might say. Right up to the tonsils.

 

[Titanic]

Classic

laughing out loud in the office is a sure sign you are not working!
Thanks, Mum

 

[Pavilionaire]

For all Rocco fans:

"Si, SI, quello e buono! L'Oh si, si, SI! Piu veloce caro, piu velocemente! Sto venendom, Sto venendo....L' oh SIIIII, Rocco....!"

 

[Tooting Gull]

I was wondering how long this thread would take to get round to the Siffredi-meister.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Cosi, H, cosi!

Have you printed out a hard copy of Mr V's post yet?

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Geordie.....

Oooh aye, pet, thats greet. Yes are sookin us dry leek! Wa ay bonnie lass, divvent stop leeks, divvent stop....... AHHHHHH. Grand.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Ali G...

"Aiii, aiii, dat iz snoop, narr! Oh aiii, aiii, aiii! Beehatch, fasta, fasta! I iz comin, I iz commin....OH AIII!..... Iz it coz I iz black?"

 

[Seagullsgonnagetya]

Pallaaarse version...

Oi ya smewll so greaat, I love it when ya havn showad for a month...awe..ooops...sorry couldn't howld back....you can take the bag off your head now Sis