[News] Come on seagulls

[Is it PotG?]

Seagull

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

The mind truly boggles.

 

[GT49er]

The mind truly boggles.

...........boggles .......... and quickly moves on to something less distasteful!

 

[Mustafa II]

I always thought he was a bit odd when he played for us.

 

[AZ Gull]

I always thought he was a bit odd when he played for us.

He has been Lewis Dunk's agent for many years.

 

[albionfan37]

Dunno what the fuss is about ive wanked over plenty of birds

 

[Stat Brother]

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/man-jailed-for-performing-sex-act-while-keeping-seagull-captive-between-his-legs-4191876

Magistrates said the crime was so severe only a custodial sentence was appropriate, and jailed him for 24 weeks.

Lee also received a 10-year ban on keeping animals.



I bet he now wishes he'd first run it over in his car.

 

[Lever]

Is this story really 'in the public interest', or merely 'of interest to (more degenerate) members of the public'? I would claim it is the latter. The thread title pun is also misleading.... and facilely mischievous.

Time for an ironic thumbs up I think......

 

[redoubtable seagull]

In the Sky report (see OP’s link), the picture of Mr Lee looks like the seagull has taken out its revenge on him.

 

[Questions]

What sort of gull was it ?

And am I wrong in wanting to know that ?

 

[Grizz]

What made me laugh was that he had to pay £150 odd victim surcharge

 

[WhingForPresident]

I assumed he was just randomly wanking over a seagull, which was f***ed up enough. I wish I hadn't read the article...